FAST TIMES AT VINCE’S NIGHTMARE HIGH
06.17.09
These days, if you want to see people sing and dance and perform, your options are limited to the six or seven singing and dancing shows on TV every night. Luckily they remade Fame, and now we’ve got a trailer. Fame follows the kids at New York’s Performing Arts High School, where BY DAY they practice tap dance, concert piano, cello, and opera singing; BY NIGHT they produce rap songs, go to def poetry readings, and join hip hop dance crews; BY 20 they wear aprons, make lattes, and wait tables. But seriously, every high school should be a performing arts high school. Let’s be honest, algebra and living in the real world is not going to help you land a reality show or design handbags.
Ha, more like Flame, amirite, bro? (*chest bump*)
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BY DAY I’m usually working. But BY NIGHT hopefully I watch the game and go to bed at a decent hour. Living the dream baby, living the dream.
BY NIGHT I’m searching Monster.com in case I’m caught doing what I do BY DAY.
Someone just tried to hand that kid a real job.
I’m thinking of installing a BY DAY in my bathroom. It really classes the place up in an Italian kinda way.
Let’s be honest, algebra and living in the real world is not going to help you land a reality show or design handbags.
Jazz handbags?
These kids really are gonna live forever. In the sex offender registry.
My nightmare high was when I accidentally on purpose gave a transvestite a handjob in public. I tell you what, I’m never taking benadryl again.
Frodo wore the ring AND Spidey’s black costume???
BY NIGHT I have a couple drinks, then I’m BI-GAY.
I’ll admit to going to a def poetry reading. I had a hard time understanding what they said, but they try.
Def poetry readings are in braile, right?
Yeah Pauly. It was chaos when I substituted one of their poems with a basketball.
If I need to, I won’t hesitate to send my son to a performing arts school*.
*to beat up on the kids there so he can feel better about himself.
After watching the Fame trailer, I had the same reaction when they were going to save some poets, artists, interpretive dancers, and other chomos before the meteor hit in Deep Impact. Why?