Comments on: EVERYBODY LOVES VAMPIRES

By: Fek'lhr

Fek'lhr — Fri, 26 Jun 2009 15:29:44 +0000

new up!

By: Påüłÿ Ðąηgęrσűşľγ

Påüłÿ Ðąηgęrσűşľγ — Fri, 26 Jun 2009 15:27:22 +0000

I hear Willem Dafoe f*cks like a gargoyle…

He can “gargoyle” my ball-fluid.

By: Vodka

Vodka — Fri, 26 Jun 2009 15:27:02 +0000

Ethan Hawke was a perfect casting choice for this. Afterall, he was in Before Sunrise.

By: Påüłÿ Ðąηgęrσűşľγ

Påüłÿ Ðąηgęrσűşľγ — Fri, 26 Jun 2009 15:21:32 +0000

I must be a “Gay-faker” cause I threw warm yogurt on Burnsy’s back last night to make him think I came.

By: Burnsy

Burnsy — Fri, 26 Jun 2009 15:19:32 +0000

Meanwhile, you can catch a showing of Gaybreakers every hour on the hour in Alabama, Texas and Montana.

By: bane of trebeks existence

bane of trebeks existence — Fri, 26 Jun 2009 15:10:24 +0000

vampire fact #278: Tom Cruise makes a better vampire than Robert Pattinson, that’s like saying Peanut Butter makes a better grilled cheese sandwich than a retard’s drool

By: Påüłÿ Ðąηgęrσűşľγ

Påüłÿ Ðąηgęrσűşľγ — Fri, 26 Jun 2009 15:09:05 +0000

Does it make me a vampire cause a dude’s “main vein” is in my mouth?

By: Al

Al — Fri, 26 Jun 2009 15:09:02 +0000

Willem Dafoe AND Sam Neill? Throw in Sam Elliott for the old weirdly sexy guy trifecta.

By: Påüłÿ Ðąηgęrσűşľγ

Påüłÿ Ðąηgęrσűşľγ — Fri, 26 Jun 2009 15:06:40 +0000

I didn’t see my reflection in the mirror this morning. Given, I was using a long Thirst Buster straw to rail the coke off that mirror…

By: bane of trebeks existence

bane of trebeks existence — Fri, 26 Jun 2009 15:04:29 +0000

“I suck”

Holy shit… you’re like a Punosaurus Rex