06.26.09 EVERYBODY LOVES VAMPIRES
The Spierig Brothers made their film debut back in 2003 with “Australian zombie horror comedy” Undead. They’ve sinced moved on to vampires, and their latest, Daybreakers, stars Willem Dafoe, Ethan Hawke, and Sam Neill.
Edward Dalton (Hawke) is a researcher in the year 2019, in which an unknown plague has transformed the world’s population into vampires. As the human population nears extinction, vampires must capture and farm every remaining human, or find a blood substitute before time runs out. However, a covert group of vampires makes a remarkable discovery, one which has the power to save the human race. [Yahoo]
Normally I’d hear the word ‘vampire’ and start wanking dismissively out of reflex, but I’ll give them credit for a concept that sounds marginally more interesting than your usual fangy romance. It looks like they use the premise more as a play on society and mortality than on love. I guess what I’m saying is, I’ll bite. AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH!!!!! ‘CAUSE THEY’RE VAMPIRES, GET IT??? (*sigh*) I suck. In related news, I hear Willem Dafoe f*cks like a gargoyle. True story.
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There are 17 comments about:
EVERYBODY LOVES VAMPIRES
I liked the part where the man pulls a crossbow bolt back and it makes the ole gun cocking noise…
I think I liked this better when it was I am Legend. Wait, no I didn’t. Carry on my wayward sons and daughters.
So its sorta like Equilibrium but with Ethan Hawke and no gun kata?
We’re a new breed of vampires! Homo-nocturnus-erectile-dysfunctionus!
This would have been a thousand times cooler had they called it Red Cross.
Americans used to farm humans back when slavery was the cat’s pajamas.
This Fall… one man… one facial expression…
“I suck”
Holy shit… you’re like a Punosaurus Rex
I didn’t see my reflection in the mirror this morning. Given, I was using a long Thirst Buster straw to rail the coke off that mirror…
Willem Dafoe AND Sam Neill? Throw in Sam Elliott for the old weirdly sexy guy trifecta.
Does it make me a vampire cause a dude’s “main vein” is in my mouth?
vampire fact #278: Tom Cruise makes a better vampire than Robert Pattinson, that’s like saying Peanut Butter makes a better grilled cheese sandwich than a retard’s drool
Meanwhile, you can catch a showing of Gaybreakers every hour on the hour in Alabama, Texas and Montana.
I must be a “Gay-faker” cause I threw warm yogurt on Burnsy’s back last night to make him think I came.
Ethan Hawke was a perfect casting choice for this. Afterall, he was in Before Sunrise.
I hear Willem Dafoe f*cks like a gargoyle…
He can “gargoyle” my ball-fluid.
new up!
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