ELEVATOR MOVIE > ELEVATOR MUSIC
06.19.09The Standard Hotel in New York recently paid artist and Demolition Man director Marco Brambilla and Crush studio to make this video (called “Civilization”) to play in the viewport of their elevators. It’s based on Dante’s Inferno and uses more than 400 video sources.
We began with exploring the idea of using a game engine to house the project. Seemed easy, map footage onto planes in space, attach a PC to the elevator and we can move up and down in the game environment all day. Unfortunately, once we started to collage the clips together in the Flame we knew the game engine idea wouldn’t fly.
We approximated that we would have 250 looped HD clips in the environment and our Flame could barely handle it (in the end it was closer to 500 looping clips). We compromised by locking ourselves into the idea that we would create a huge vertical canvas that we would scan up and down on once the elevator was in motion. The final piece was approximately 1920 x 7500 pixels.
Haha, “Flame”. He tried to use a gay computer. Seriously though, I have no idea what any of that meant, but the video looks cool. When it comes down to it, I really don’t know how anything works. If civilization ever broke down I’d probably end up eating grass and trying to kill squirrels with my own poop.
[via Vulture, Motionographer]

How did they get a camera in my pee hole?
Marco Brambilla has been spending too much time with Terrance Howard.
They put a camera on the tip of that cotton swab.
I always figured the standard hotel in New York was filled with pricey call girls and macadamia nuts.
Dis is the sixth floor?
Why yes, yes it is.
Abandon all hope, ye who enter this elevator.
This thing is fucking amazing
BZZZZZ!!
Robot Voice: You have been fined 25 credits for violation of the public display of profanity law.
Unfortunately, if you’re going to try to enjoy some of Aerosmith’s Love in an Elevator, you’re going to find yourself on a short ride, as the your stop is only on the second floor.
Tip the bellhop or he won’t let you past the fourth floor.
*throws away the rest of his Inferno jokes*
Meanwhile, the Statler and Waldorf hotels are looking at this from the balcony and cracking jokes.
You know what else is approximately 1920 x 7500 pixels?
*points to crotch*
That’s a lot, right?
I prefer the No-Tell Hotel where the elevators, the rates, and the hookers all go down.
This is a peek at the new ride at Disney World…
Its an Eternally Damned World After All.
If i’, not mistaken, I think i saw Jessica Alba from Sin City in the right hand side of the screen before the green pasture part of this video…
*goes back to double check*
damn typing..
too small can’t tell
Whew! I thought for a second there upon reading the title that some asshat had snaked our Elevator Action movie development deal.
[walks up holding a dead, shit covered squirrel and chewing grass]
You mean I should only be up to this after civilization ends?
[Throws shit covered squirrel at neighbor's kid]
Take a bath you hippie!
Goddamit!! Where the fuck is Chodin when there’s a great opportunity for a Hannah Montana transport shaft joke?!
The only Inferno is the one in Dante’s Pipe. (No, not the corner. NOOOO!)
The person playing golf should have appeared at the start. Liked the naked galley slave girls though.
MARCO!
BRAMBILLA!
MARCO!
BRAMBILLA!
MAR…Fish out of water!!!
You fags need to head over to Durden, STAT!!! STAT I say!