Comments on: BROODING BARBIE & WHITE POWER KEN http://filmdrunk.uproxx.com/2009/06/edward-bella-twilight-barbie FilmDrunk.com is the movie blog that plays rough, just the way your mother likes it. We cover all things movie-related, but just because we watch a lot of movies don’t expect us to act all serious about them. Think of FilmDrunk as the film industry’s older brother who punches it in the shoulder when it acts queer. Fri, 10 Feb 2012 22:00:36 +0000 hourly 1 http://wordpress.org/?v=3.1.1 By: thunderdan22 http://filmdrunk.uproxx.com/2009/06/edward-bella-twilight-barbie#comment-202632 thunderdan22 Tue, 23 Jun 2009 19:41:48 +0000 http://filmdrunk.uproxx.com/?p=14977#comment-202632 mudflap and skidmark! mudflap and skidmark!

]]> By: Crapbasket http://filmdrunk.uproxx.com/2009/06/edward-bella-twilight-barbie#comment-202614 Crapbasket Tue, 23 Jun 2009 18:48:39 +0000 http://filmdrunk.uproxx.com/?p=14977#comment-202614 Bella Weebles wobble but they don't put out. Bella Weebles wobble but they don’t put out.

]]> By: Donkey Hodey http://filmdrunk.uproxx.com/2009/06/edward-bella-twilight-barbie#comment-202613 Donkey Hodey Tue, 23 Jun 2009 18:48:34 +0000 http://filmdrunk.uproxx.com/?p=14977#comment-202613 New up. New up.

]]> By: Donkey Hodey http://filmdrunk.uproxx.com/2009/06/edward-bella-twilight-barbie#comment-202612 Donkey Hodey Tue, 23 Jun 2009 18:47:49 +0000 http://filmdrunk.uproxx.com/?p=14977#comment-202612 Vegetarian vampire dolls feed off of Cabbage Patch Kids. Vegetarian vampire dolls feed off of Cabbage Patch Kids.

]]> By: Donkey Hodey http://filmdrunk.uproxx.com/2009/06/edward-bella-twilight-barbie#comment-202611 Donkey Hodey Tue, 23 Jun 2009 18:47:01 +0000 http://filmdrunk.uproxx.com/?p=14977#comment-202611 When humans leave and all the toys wake up, even the Weebles call the Edward doll a fag. When humans leave and all the toys wake up, even the Weebles call the Edward doll a fag.

]]> By: Crapbasket http://filmdrunk.uproxx.com/2009/06/edward-bella-twilight-barbie#comment-202610 Crapbasket Tue, 23 Jun 2009 18:42:38 +0000 http://filmdrunk.uproxx.com/?p=14977#comment-202610 Then two Bratz dolls walked up and flashed their tits. Edward doubled over holding his dick as he blew his load in his pants, Bella shrieked "God protect me!" and shielded her eyes. The Bratz meanwhile, took their lunch money and on the way out slapped Bella on the ass and called her "No Taco Bella." Then two Bratz dolls walked up and flashed their tits. Edward doubled over holding his dick as he blew his load in his pants, Bella shrieked “God protect me!” and shielded her eyes. The Bratz meanwhile, took their lunch money and on the way out slapped Bella on the ass and called her “No Taco Bella.”

]]> By: The Average Bear http://filmdrunk.uproxx.com/2009/06/edward-bella-twilight-barbie#comment-202609 The Average Bear Tue, 23 Jun 2009 18:38:18 +0000 http://filmdrunk.uproxx.com/?p=14977#comment-202609 Thats all well and good but what is their alternate form? Does one of them become a ocean dredger or dumptruck? What do they transform into damnit! Thats all well and good but what is their alternate form? Does one of them become a ocean dredger or dumptruck? What do they transform into damnit!

]]> By: Stinky Peet http://filmdrunk.uproxx.com/2009/06/edward-bella-twilight-barbie#comment-202608 Stinky Peet Tue, 23 Jun 2009 18:36:23 +0000 http://filmdrunk.uproxx.com/?p=14977#comment-202608 Mattel should implant oppositely polarized magnets in their crotches. Not the dolls, the parents who buy them for their kids. Mattel should implant oppositely polarized magnets in their crotches.

Not the dolls, the parents who buy them for their kids.

]]> By: Donkey Hodey http://filmdrunk.uproxx.com/2009/06/edward-bella-twilight-barbie#comment-202607 Donkey Hodey Tue, 23 Jun 2009 18:35:28 +0000 http://filmdrunk.uproxx.com/?p=14977#comment-202607 Not so cute when you make the logical conclusion that the Edward doll feeds off of My Little Ponies. Not so cute when you make the logical conclusion that the Edward doll feeds off of My Little Ponies.

]]> By: Crapbasket http://filmdrunk.uproxx.com/2009/06/edward-bella-twilight-barbie#comment-202606 Crapbasket Tue, 23 Jun 2009 18:34:18 +0000 http://filmdrunk.uproxx.com/?p=14977#comment-202606 Hasbro thinks Mattel has their shit all backwards. Hasbro thinks Mattel has their shit all backwards.

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