Comments on: EBERT ON T’FORMERS: I THINK HE LIKED IT.

By: Pretzelman

Pretzelman — Tue, 23 Jun 2009 18:11:57 +0000

At the end of that clip does The Beef yell “Bumblebee!” or “Bugger me!”?

Either way, the car sure got there fast.

By: Crapbasket

Crapbasket — Tue, 23 Jun 2009 18:10:50 +0000

Twiup!

By: Crapbasket

Crapbasket — Tue, 23 Jun 2009 18:04:17 +0000

Ebert was quoted as saying, “Yuuuungh, haaaath…{gurgle}…ruuuung thaaaaarrrr…{slurp}…yaaannnnn”

By: Burnsy

Burnsy — Tue, 23 Jun 2009 17:59:53 +0000

Gene Siskel shows more signs of life than Bay’s creativity.

By: Burnsy

Burnsy — Tue, 23 Jun 2009 17:58:47 +0000

So Starscream is hanging out with Liza Minelli?

By: Crapbasket

Crapbasket — Tue, 23 Jun 2009 17:57:11 +0000

@noMo, but unbearable girth?

By: FistfulOAwesome

FistfulOAwesome — Tue, 23 Jun 2009 17:50:46 +0000

get a kid to start banging pots and pans together. Then close your eyes and use your imagination.

If there’s a kid in my kitchen banging, I no longer need an imagination.

By: Crapbasket

Crapbasket — Tue, 23 Jun 2009 17:49:23 +0000

After reading this review Bray called M. Nite Shamalamadingdong for the horrible experience of sympathy sex punctuated by them bricking each other on the chest and screaming “They don’t get it!” every time they pinch off a parcel.

By: FistfulOAwesome

FistfulOAwesome — Tue, 23 Jun 2009 17:48:29 +0000

Starscream®, who is so ancient he has an aluminum beard.

Starscream isn’t old. He and Megatron used to be in robo-prison together and they haven’t gotten over old habits yet.

By: ChinoMoreno

ChinoMoreno — Tue, 23 Jun 2009 17:47:30 +0000

There’s no such thing as an unbearable length.