06.05.09 DAVID CARRADINE VS. BLACK DYNAMITE
It was probably a little unfair of me to skip all the good stuff David Carradine did and go straight to the ropes-tied-around-the-genitals-in-Bangkok jokes. As penance, here’s a deleted scene from Kill Bill in which Carradine has an awesome sword fight with Michael Jai White, aka Black Dynamite. White’s scenes got cut from Kill Bill, probably because he tried to talk like The Stath the whole time. “Oi, todaiy’s da day you doy, donnit. Now ‘and me moy sword, ya worfless cunts.”
…Wow, this whole “tribute post” idea got away from me pretty fast, didn’t it. Anyway, R.I.P., homey. (*pours out some KY on the ground*)
[Thanks to ThePlaylist for finding this]
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DAVID CARRADINE VS. BLACK DYNAMITE
The only ropes I mess with when I fuck-fuck are my ropes of jizz.
It was weird. I was laying in bed last night, beating off and I got sad and had to stop. I could only think about David Carradine hanging in his closet, beating off with a rope wrapped around his dick and then suffocating and dying. Then I beat off.
It’s purely coincidental that I now use my Black Dynamite shirt I won for CoTW as a cum-rag.
I still wear it though, so yeah…..cum-rag.
Burnsy, were you listening to INXS also?
And that shirt…..
HANGS IN MY CLOSET TOO!
Using slow motion on Carradine’s kung fu moves seems a bit redundant doesn’t it?
The thing about killing a Chinaman is 2 hours later you want to kill them again.
Hahaha…you bastard is a common greeting in Asia. Behind only to “so saw-wy” “her-ro”
The difference between David Carradine and Nicolas Cage is that cage kills other people while doing masturbatory things in Thailand..
Carradine’s black belt in Kung Fu doubled as a choke-’bate tool.
It’s a good thing Chuck Norris got the role or else we’d call it “Wacker, Texas Strangler”
[Sees puddle of KY, starts fucking floor]
So that’s why David Carradine called it “Hangcock, Tieland”.
Carradine was just working on a new “way of the fist.”
Fuck this video, if I wanted to watch two guys play swords I’d watch that vid me and Chodin made that one magical weekend… [leans on fist, stares into space, dreamy look]
[Makes notch in Durst bedpost]
Nic up.
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