DAVID CARRADINE IS DEAD
06.04.09
This just broke a few minutes ago so not much is known yet, but what’s confirmed is that Kill Bill star David Carradine was found dead at the age of 73 in his hotel room in Bangkok.
Carradine, 73, was there to shoot a new movie, his agent said. His agent confirmed his death this morning, saying the actor had been in great spirits. He said he believed Carradine died of natural causes. [ABC7]
Hmmm… I don’t know if you can call it “natural causes” if the guy was still working and looked great the day before. It sounds suspicious My theory is that Bangkok Dangerous. What, too soon? Anyway, R.I.P., you magnificent bastard. While you were a cinematic legend, my epitaph will read, “He couldn’t resist the easy jokes.”
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Fucker stole my Bangkok Dangerous joke.
Clearly a case of “One night in Bangkok” making “a hard man humble”
We all know it was the Staf that killed him. No one can be that close to all that manly hawtness and not be affected by it. Crank 2 killed Carradine.
Local police sources are claiming he was found hanging, possibly committing suicide.
“oh, Thai a yellow ribbon on….” *melody*
Funny, I always assumed Cain was well hung……
Should have been you, Robert Carradine.
Thai hotel rooms come with treadmills?
Wait, is Robert Carradine even still alive?
He said he believed Carradine died of natural causes
Local police sources are claiming he was found hanging, possibly committing suicide.
If you hang yourself, naturally you’re going die, so Nominus may be on to something.
Fuck. How am I going to grab the cricket once rigor mortis sets in?
Bet I could take a fuckin pebble from his hand now! I’d be all like “Ahhhhh! You ain’t so quick now Kwai Chang Cane!”
DAMN YOU UMA!!!! Why did your heart exploding punch take almost 5 years to kill the poor man?? You bitch…no seriously this is sad.
goDoo-I was trying to get that treadmill joke to float last week, but no one would bite. Oh, look! Romulans!
Damn it Swi. Damn you and your superior memory.
That’s what he gets for selling out and going with Wire Fu.
It said a preliminary police investigation found that he had hanged himself with a cord used with the room’s curtains.
That’s what they are saying now. So not so much with the natural causes. How long do you think before the murder talk starts?
Fek,
When a child dies You’ve got to give it a week before You make fun of it. It’s just a common courtesy here on Earth.
Road of No Return (2009) …. Mr. Hover
My Suicide (2008) …. Vargas
Death Race (2008) (voice) …. Frankenstein
Last Hour (2008) …. Detective Mike Stone
Guess his filmography was a silent cry for help :frownie face:
Makes sense, I’ve read Thailand is a popular destination for swingers.
The family asks that the deceased now be referred to as “Grasspropper”.
A week? Bah, on Kronos we celebrate child deaths by filling the carcass with candy and using it as a pinata! You human baktags are so sensitive.
Sources tell me Eminem was in on this one, too.
Hung himself? I’m gonna go out on a limb here and say that the Thai’s aren’t exactly the most reliable and open source for news. Look at how they’re still covering up Tiananmen Square. Everyone knows what happened, and still they deny, deny, deny.
According to my sources, Carradine was found by Pai Mei, who said simply “You’re doing it wrong”.
Hung Fu