Comments on: DAILY CJ: PATCHES THE CAR HORSE

By: Donkey Hodey

Donkey Hodey — Mon, 29 Jun 2009 12:59:17 +0000

Billy Mays is currently selling the devil enough Mighty Putty to repair the crack left by the Harrowing of Hell.

Donkey Hodey — Mon, 29 Jun 2009 12:55:33 +0000

Patches? We don’ need no stinkin’ Patches.

Burnsy — Mon, 29 Jun 2009 12:24:41 +0000

My dad texted me: “Willie Mays died!” LOL at old people!

El Topo — Mon, 29 Jun 2009 08:46:39 +0000

I guess I mean ‘KABOOM’ : the Explosive and triumphant tale of the life and death of a salesman…..

Påüłÿ Ðąηgęrσűşľγ — Mon, 29 Jun 2009 07:14:01 +0000

I guess Arthur Miller’s “Death of a Salesman” is now based on a true story…

El Topo — Mon, 29 Jun 2009 07:04:28 +0000

Michael Bay directs…..‘KABOOM!’ The dramatic story of Billy Mays.

Påüłÿ Ðąηgęrσűşľγ — Mon, 29 Jun 2009 06:59:25 +0000

Michael Bay will only eat his pancakes if they have “BOOM” written on them in maple syrup.

Påüłÿ Ðąηgęrσűşľγ — Mon, 29 Jun 2009 06:44:19 +0000

Billy Mays went from “Man with a pitch” to “Man in a ditch”.

Påüłÿ Ðąηgęrσűşľγ — Mon, 29 Jun 2009 06:41:15 +0000

Hey Patches…nice shoes, asshole!

Guy Who Looks Like a Durst — Mon, 29 Jun 2009 04:06:51 +0000

My favorite part of the Patches video was when I emailed it to Vince…

…and when Patches leaves the fridge door open. Stupid horse!