06.28.09 DAILY CJ: PATCHES THE CAR HORSE
God willing, someday I will own a car that allows a horse to ride in the front seat. I heard these guys have also worked on a few Sarah Jessica Parker films.
And now, your Daily Circle Jerk links:
- Michael Bay chooses breakfast, a flowchart. |ScreenJunkies|
- Brandon Jacobs (he’s a football player!) has Napoleon Dynamite-like taste in t-shirts. |KSK|
- And now, a video compilation of “the most awesome backyard explosions.” Know what video you’d never see? “The least awesome backyard explosions.” |HolyTaco|
- The Punisher: No Mercy launch trailer. |G4|
- The flower kid yet again missed his chance to meet with Megan Fox, even after Kodak flew him to New York. At this rate he’ll never get deflowered. |DailyFill|
- Time to play Sci-Fi Author or Crazy Person. |CollegeHumor|
- Sex in the copy room, a video. |Atom|
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DAILY CJ: PATCHES THE CAR HORSE
Ha ha, no wonder everyone loves you Patches!
Maybe dying was Billy Mays’ way of one upping Vince Schlomo and his bit tongue.
R.I.P. Billy Mays. Not even Oxy-Clean can save you from six feet of dirt.
*sigh*
Shoulda been you, Billy Blanks. Shoulda been you…
“The Least Awesome Backyard Explosions” was a very low-budget bukkake film me and some friends put together last summer.
My favorite part of the Patches video was when I emailed it to Vince…
…and when Patches leaves the fridge door open. Stupid horse!
Hey Patches…nice shoes, asshole!
Billy Mays went from “Man with a pitch” to “Man in a ditch”.
Michael Bay will only eat his pancakes if they have “BOOM” written on them in maple syrup.
Michael Bay directs…..‘KABOOM!’ The dramatic story of Billy Mays.
I guess Arthur Miller’s “Death of a Salesman” is now based on a true story…
I guess I mean ‘KABOOM’ : the Explosive and triumphant tale of the life and death of a salesman…..
My dad texted me: “Willie Mays died!” LOL at old people!
Patches? We don’ need no stinkin’ Patches.
Billy Mays is currently selling the devil enough Mighty Putty to repair the crack left by the Harrowing of Hell.
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