DAILY CIRCLE JERK, WITH PROGERIA RAP
06.03.09This video speaks for itself, I think.
On that note, check out these links:
- Is it porn? “Yoga Toes” edition. I’ve said it before, but foot fetish guys should be burned at the stake. I’m just old fashioned like that. |Asylum|
- 13 unforgettable Quentin Tarantino scenes. Dude, what about that time he got all coked up and went off on the chick at Denny’s? That was a scene. |HailMaryJane|
- How to order a phonebook hooker. Holy Taco has the best How To’s. |HolyTaco|
- Len Snodgrass introduces your guide to scripted summer TV. I will bet you $1000 Nurse Jackie doesn’t last longer than a season. Wait, doesn’t Will Smith’s wife have a nurse show now too? What’s with all the nurse shows? Jada Pinkett can clean my colostomy bag. |ScreenJunkies|
- Things from your childhood that don’t need a movie. 10 bucks says at least half these get made into movies. |YepYep|
- Why yes, Norm McDonald IS awesome. |UnCoached|
- Disney songs, sexified. |CollegeHumor|
- Bizarre Ninja Turtle ripoffs of the 90s. |Atom|
- LeVar Burton effing hates lower-case V’s. I prefer a landing strip on my V’s. |NextRound|
- This might be staged, it’s still awesome. |EJB|
- Octomom talking trash on the chick from Jon & Kate. Hey, can we throw all these people into volcanoes now? |DailyFill|
- Your daily report from the E3 conference. |G4|
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If someone could fund a project where Norm MacDonald and Patton Oswalt got to sit in a velvet-lined theater box seat and insult various performances on the stage below, I promise you I would pay to watch it.
Well, Mr. Burton. I happen to hate upper-case V’s, especially when immediately followed by upper-case D’s.
Hey, can we throw all these people into volcanoes now?
The Mighty Feklahr will permit this.
People with progeria look like drunks from old Warner Brothers cartoons.
I am pitching a new show idea to TNT for the fall. It’s about a Jewish male nurse who cures patients with the help of the ghost of Moses, who speaks to him through a loose cannon Muslim homicide detective. It’s called Hebrewing Cures.
that you tube video has been removed already. Man I think I would of loved it.
fleck No, you wouldn’t have. Someone sent it to me yesterday, and only years of experience reading Dr Seuss books kept me from ripping out my eyes and feeding them to a squirrel.
I cant watch the reverse Benjamin Button guy. wait, we are all that guy, silly me.
Video should work again. People keep taking down the video, it’s annoying.
Peet, there’s a guy strung out on PCP in Bakersfield that’ll be glad to eat those eyes for you.
that was ace.
In response to the video:
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!