So according to this new Scientology commercial, Scientology is… shiny cars, kids on trampolines, true love, music, touchdowns, and chocolate. (couple more commercials after the jump) [via THRfeed]

  • Screenjunkies scores an interview with the actor who plays Transformers ROTF’s “Joint Operative #1″.  How do they do it! |ScreenJunkies|
  • 10 must-see Michael Jackson impersonators. Michael Jackson grabbed his crotch so often, it’s almost as if we lost a fellow Italian. |HailMaryJane|
  • “If internet commenters had a magazine.” |HolyTaco|
  • Michael Jackson in his prime, “Thriller” live from 1987. As you can see, video editing was also in its prime. |Buzzcuts|
  • Andy Dick interviews Adam Carolla. |Atom|
  • Before they were stars: Music stars’ high school yearbook photos. |YepYep|
  • A College Humor Tribute to Michael Jackson.. |CollegeHumor|
  • Smoking Section has a picture of Perez almost at the moment he was punched. Someone should make a .gif of that. And for the record, “punching people never solves anything” is only something people who aren’t good at punching say. |SmokingSection|
  • Chad OchoCinco: “Losing Farrah Fawcett and Michael Jackson is as bad as 9/11.” |KissingSuzyKolber|
  • Megan Fox offers $5,000 for information on the dork trying to hand her a flower so she can apologize. |DailyFill|
  • Fight Night Round 4 preview. |G4|
  • The cool thing about acid is that it makes everything fun, even sitting in your tent saying “Boom boom boom boom.”  |BoH|

You forgot, “You’re not your f*ckin khakis.”