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  • Coming this fall… BIG RED TEXT. |CollegeHumor|
  • The Last Supper, Big Lebowski style. |NextRound|
  • Part Five of the world’s most disturbing animals, including the ‘hatchet fish,’ which until now I thought was just a good nickname for your mom’s vagina. |Atom|
  • Beards are likely a result of ‘spousal compromise.’  Duh.  Oh wait, I think he means like actual facial hair beards. |Asylum|
  • As further evidenced by this local commercial, at some point in the last few years, middle-aged people jumped on the ‘acting black is funny’ bandwagon.  It’s really not.  |HolyTaco|
  • The Top 5 ‘Caught Masturbating’ scenes.  In movies, not like, in life, |ScreenJunkies|
  • A parody of Apple’s Steve Jobs.  It’s not as dorky as it sounds. |G4|
  • The A Cappella Version of “I’m on a Boat,” from some kids at UC Santa Cruz.  Aw, UC Santa Cruz, they’re probably really high. (the girl three from the right has really bouncy boobs)  |SmokingSection|
  • Kobe’s top ten plays of 2009.  He’s best play of all time is still the getting-acquitted-of-rape-and-not-getting-divorced move he pulled a couple years ago. |HoopDoctors|
  • Somebody’sDaughter.org will convince you not to watch porn with this horrible song.  You’ve convinced my brain, by my penis refuses to listen to reason.  I rename you cockblockers.dork. |BlogOfHilarity|
  • Put a personal touch on your musical muffs.  I admit it, I only picked this one because it said ‘muff’. |BachelorGuy|
  • Guhh, someone needs to stop this hot-chicks-dressing-like-grandmas trend.  Girls only tell pretty girls they look cute like this because they’ve removed a rival.  Also, pink/red/white/orange/yellow/neon sunglasses should spray ink on people like stolen bank money to teach people that they look effing stupid. |DailyFill|