(Pictured: Nic Cage’s first acting coach)

Check out these links or die tryin:

  • Iowa umpire ejects entire crowd for being “mouthy.”  I’ve never been ejected, but did once receive a warning for being “crotchy.” |Asylum|
  • “Everyone Gets Fired For Drinking On The Job” and other lesser-known works from the author of “Everyone Poops,” Taro Gomi.  |CollegeHumor|
  • Predator re-dubbed so it’s gayer is funnier than it has any right to be. You slack-jawed faggots. |HolyTaco|
  • “Great moments in failed stage dives.”   Yes, please. |Uncoached|
  • Speaking of yes please, here’s a cowboy monkey riding a dog. |YepYep|
  • Supposedly this is funny if you’ve played Metal Gear.  For the rest of us it’s just really weird. |Atom|
  • Linkin Park’s new video for the Transformers soundtrack. I had it on for about 12 seconds before my roommate asked, “Dude… what the hell are you listening to?”  They’re like an aural skidmark. |ScreenJunkies|
  • Hey, remember Libby Keatinge?  |Fablife|
  • Designer gives a run through of the Transformers 2 video game.  Lightning bolt! Lightning bolt!  |G4|
  • John Mayer had to take a friend to the hospital to get his stomach pumped, and it wasn’t full of semen. |DailyFill|
  • The Adam Carolla Podcast with Francis Ford Coppola.  If you’re not listening to this every day, you’re missing out.  And you probably have cancer. |AdamCarolla|

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