Here’s a video of what Jurassic Park would’ve been like if instead of growling, the dinosaurs said, “Hey!”  [via Videogum]

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  • Weirdest of the weird Japanese video games. |Atom|
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  • Call of Duty: World at War’s Shi No Numa DLC map pack trailer.  Holy hell that’s a long title.  I think it’s a video game. |G4|
  • Nick Jonas graduates from pretend high school at 16.  Great, now he can finally make something of himself.  |DailyFill|