Here’s a video of what Jurassic Park would’ve been like if instead of growling, the dinosaurs said, “Hey!” [via Videogum]
- Women’s MMA fighter Cristiane Cyborg chokes out a male reporter. The best part is when his eyes roll back in his skull. All I ask of Cyborg is that she not hurt Gina Carano’s face. Or boobs. |Fandome|
- Because everyone loves awkward family photos. Especially awkward families. |Asylum|
- How to get from Judd Apatow to Harold Ramis, in six degrees or less: a flow chart. |ScreenJunkies|
- A flow chart for giving a best man speech at a wedding. I’ve been a groomsman in two weddings. They’re both divorced now. True story. |HolyTaco|
- Weirdest of the weird Japanese video games. |Atom|
- Can’t eat pencil hamster is hamster on a piano’s Frank Stallone. |CollegeHumor|
- Everyone’s talking about Artie Lange on Joe Buck, but I thought he was about 1000 times more interesting on the Adam Carolla Podcast. |AdamCarolla|
- This is what you look like when you watch porn. You think that’s bad, you should see the face of Jesus and all your dead relatives in heaven. |DonChavez|
- Call of Duty: World at War’s Shi No Numa DLC map pack trailer. Holy hell that’s a long title. I think it’s a video game. |G4|
- Nick Jonas graduates from pretend high school at 16. Great, now he can finally make something of himself. |DailyFill|

Great, now he can finally make something of himself.
I CAN HAZ CUT, COPY, PASTE?
Fuck yeah
Is it ok that I’m making my watching porn face to those awkward family photos?
(The mom-choking one made me do the Chong-Li)
FROM THE PORN POST
“I don’t think porn is degrading to women because even when the girl has 8 dicks on her face, she is still the queen of those 8 dicks”
This is what Jenna Jameson will have written on her tombstone.
Sorry, guys. I can’t FilmDrunk today. I got a hot date. (Puts on suit. Clicks link to GIF of Gina Carano. Places glasses of wine in front of computer screen. Romantic Music. Takes off pants)