Comments of the week time, y’all.  Today’s prize is Night Train on DVD.  Night Train: It’s not just a brand of hobo wine.

This summer, greed, murder and paranoia take first class seats on NIGHT TRAIN, a taut, new thriller starring Danny Glover (Lethal Weapon, Saw), Leelee Sobieski (88 Minutes, The Wicker Man) and Steve Zahn (Management, Joy Ride).  National Entertainment Media brings this nail-biting suspense film in the vein of Shallow Grave and The Ninth Gate to audiences as a simultaneous direct-to-DVD and Blu-ray release that promises a one-way ticket to terror.  Rent it May 29 at Blockbuster stores and Blockbuster Online!

You guys know how this works, right?  Nominate for next week below.  Now, let’s get this hobo sex party started.  From NEW GI JOE CLIP:

Pauly Dangerously says: I bet if my dick could talk while I was beating it, it would talk like Cobra Commander did in the cartoon.

Burnsy and Donkey Hodey provided a nice one-two punch on the BILL MURRAY HEADBUTTED MCG thread:

Burnsy says: In fairness, every time Bill walked on set, McG would yell, “NED? NED RIERSON?!?!”

Donkey Hodey says:
Bill Murray: Hold still, you’ve got something on your face. Let me get that for you.
McG: What is it?
Bill Murray: A smug look.
McG: Wha? *POW!*

Ahh, good times, good times.  Moving on, Stone Soup may owe Jacktion! royalties for this pun from the BRUNO PARALYZES AN OLD LADY thread:

Stone Soup says: The police interview went something like this:
“Ma’am – when did you arrive here tonight?”
“B4.”
“Ok, about what time exactly?”
“O 5?”
“I see. And how many minutes did the altercation last?”
“G… 1?”
“One minute? That couldn’t possibly be enough to do the damage you claim.”
“O. 5.”

DANIEL CRAIG POPSICLE thread:

Påüłÿ Ðąηgęrσűşľγ says: *makes Daniel-Craig-shaped popsicle 69 with Macho Man Randy Savage WWF Ice Cream Bar*

OOOOOOH YEEEEEEEEEEEAH!

And speaking of puns…  From the JOSH BROLIN ON SET OF JONAH HEX thread:

Crapbasket says: Josh may be cheating you say? You mean, there may be… Another Brolin Girl?

Not surprisingly, David Carradine’s death generated plenty of comments.

Stinky Peet says: Makes sense, I’ve read Thailand is a popular destination for swingers.

Sir Nigel says: “All Thai’d up: The David Carradine story”  Premiering on Lifetime this fall.

From TRACY MORGAN DRESSED LIKE A CELL PHONE:

JessicaD says: This film brought to you by Boost Mobile “Where you at dawg?”
“Oh sh*t, he right behind me!!

It’s funny because there was actually a dog behind him, you see.  And then there was Burnsy in TAYLOR LAUTNER PUTS THE ‘ABS’ IN ‘ABSTINENCE PARABLE’:

Burnsy says: I wouldn’t f-ck this dude with Pauly’s dick. *whispers*  I’d f-ck him with mine.

Now that’s how you do a gay joke.  Also from Burnsy, in the NIC CAGE HIRES A WITCH DOCTOR, IS MADE OF WAX thread:

Burnsy says: And then the witch doctor, he told Nic Cage what to do, he said… Ooo eee, ooo ah ah ting tang walla walla, bing Next f-cking sucked.

That probably would’ve been comment of the week if the syllables had matched up.  Instead, the honor goes to Chino Moreno, from the REC 2 (SPANISH ZOMBIE MOVIE) TRAILER post:

ChinoMoreno says: Zombies in Spain eat mainly on the brain.

But many kudos to everyone who commented.

UPDATE: Oh, and honorable mention to the guy who sent me this: