Hey, gang. No comments of the week prize to give away this week, but I promise to slaughter three otter babies for their pelts in your honor.

As always, the way this works is, at any time this week, when you read a comment you think worthy of recognition, YOU nominate it by copy and pasting it in the comments section of THIS post below.  I pick the winner from among the nominees the following Sunday/Monday. (To help you find it more easily, the nomination thread is always linked in the ABOUT section).

Now that the necessities are out of the way, let’s party (snort cocaine).  From OH HEY LOOK, AN OLD MAN ON FIRE:

Crapbasket says: I think the whole, “I’d rather burn out, than fade away” thing is lost on gramps.

From AIR DOLL TRAILER:

Michelle07 says: It’s sad cause when she poots her boobs get smaller 8=D : (

Pound for pound, no one can match Michelle in adorableness.  From NIA VARDALOS VS. SEXISM:

Eibmoz says: I’m thinking the autoerotic asphyxia ninjas hit the wrong target. [gave me a great mental image of "autoerotic asphyxia ninjas"]

Donkey Hodey says: Nia Vardalos is the Mexican-surgeon Selma Hayek.

Påüłÿ Ðąηgęrσűşľγ says:  I bet she’d like to vote now, too.  C*nt.

From DAVID CARRADINE AUTOPSY:

Stinky Peet says: Sex With Thai Hookers: So Good You Won’t Know If You’re Coming or Going™

SmokeEmIfYouGotEm: We should have seen this coming from Carradine’s straight to DVD cult classic “To Kung Fu Thanks for Everything, Julie Newmar”

Fek’lhr says: A slice of pizza found at the scene may be the integral clue in the case . . .
Dor sho gha! IT WAS NINJAS!!! COWABUNGA! I LOOOOVE BEING A TURTLE!

And speaking of David Carradine… From FRIDAY FREE FOR ALL:

Pauly Dangerously says: Kung Fu hasn’t been gayer since it died in a closet wearing a wig and women’s underwear.

Was there kung fu in that Friday free for all clip?  I guess it doesn’t matter. From DAILY CIRCLE JERK (including the “Somebody’s Daughter” video):

TheSheepMafia says: God I hope the girls I’m masturbating to are all somebody’s daughter. It’s way creepier to think that they were grown in a lab.

And the winner is… Pauly, who was on fire all week.  From the CHEAP TRICK SINGS TRANSFORMERS THEME:

Pauly Dangerously says: If David Carradine had five necks, he would tie all of them to his junk.

I know that was a reference to the five-necked guitar, but it’s funnier if you pretend it just came out of the blue.  Anyway, great job, you magnificent sociopaths.  Cheers to another awesome week (*chugs piss boot*).