This clip is kinda like the Indian teen wolf, only instead of a werewolf and a fat guy, it’s just one hairy fat guy. The fat guy is apparently Chiranjeevi, the most famous Tollywood actor of all-time, Tollywood being the Telugu-language branch of the Indian film industry …long story. Anyway, I’m not sure what’s better: the glowing, badly CGI’d basketball, or that the filmmakers don’t really know the rules of basketball. Or that after Chiranjeevi wins the game with a full-court shot, he celebrates by outrunning a train. It’s not what you would call… subtle. Get it? The fat Indian guy is an amazing athlete? It’s kind of like when they give Kevin James a hot wife. The film went on to be so successful that it eventually spawned an American version, Air Bud.
[via FreeDarko]

Chiranjeevi just signed a 7-year deal with the Orlando Magic.
He still can’t beat that actor from click-clickwood.
Chiranjeevi’s best friend is Styles, a guy so cool that he wears deodorant.
Does he wear Air Jordan Rivers?
“Chiran Jeevi” isn’t to far away from a real NBA name.
You know who never runs from a train?
Your Mom.
I think “Paulywood” speaks for itself…..
Right before this game, the crowd was feverishly busy making sneakers for the players.
And Chiranjeevi wins the game: 7-11
Ahhh, India. The only place where the Tom Selleck mustache still is in fashion.
Whenever I’ve had too much to drink at the bar, I call Chiranjeevi for travelling.
Man! You saw how fast that dude was running? He was Mahatma Gone-di.
Is this a Hindi film?
The colon on the time clock are actually Bindis
Wow, this guy is Sikh!
Michael Bay’s favorite place in India.
Bombay.
It’s a damn shame he had to move all the way to India to find a filmmaker willing to let him work without the bee outfit.
i’m not clever or witty enough to make comments, i’m just here for the laughs, but i have to say SmokeEmIfYouGotEm, you made me chuckle with that sneakers comment.
“i’m not clever or witty enough to make comments” Hey, it never stopped anyone else.
Whakety schmakety doo.
This is still better written, acted, and more plausible than a Kate Hudson movies.
Thanks Cahrlie Br0nze, I’ll try, but I can’t make any guarantess.
somewhere snake pliskin just lost his fucking shit