Comments on: CARRADINE UPDATE: UNNATURAL CAUSES http://filmdrunk.uproxx.com/2009/06/carradine-update-unnatural-causes FilmDrunk.com is the movie blog that plays rough, just the way your mother likes it. We cover all things movie-related, but just because we watch a lot of movies don’t expect us to act all serious about them. Think of FilmDrunk as the film industry’s older brother who punches it in the shoulder when it acts queer. Sat, 11 Feb 2012 00:52:36 +0000 hourly 1 http://wordpress.org/?v=3.1.1 By: rockstar2000 http://filmdrunk.uproxx.com/2009/06/carradine-update-unnatural-causes#comment-199428 rockstar2000 Thu, 04 Jun 2009 18:37:41 +0000 http://filmdrunk.uproxx.com/?p=14340#comment-199428 I had a friend commit suicide like that. Essentially you wrap the rope/belt around your neck and attach it to the bar in the closet. Some closets have those weird midget bars, so you can attach it to that and get on your knees. You then proceed to get drunk/high and when you pass out you end up hanging yourself. I had a friend commit suicide like that. Essentially you wrap the rope/belt around your neck and attach it to the bar in the closet. Some closets have those weird midget bars, so you can attach it to that and get on your knees. You then proceed to get drunk/high and when you pass out you end up hanging yourself.

]]> By: inigo http://filmdrunk.uproxx.com/2009/06/carradine-update-unnatural-causes#comment-199424 inigo Thu, 04 Jun 2009 18:25:21 +0000 http://filmdrunk.uproxx.com/?p=14340#comment-199424 SCENE: Cloudy Heaven-like place. Carradine sits up out of the cloud bank, with a confused look on his face. He sees a bar, and being who he is, immediately enters it. He sits at the bar, and looks around. Chris Farley is on stage, telling jokes, warming up for Sinatra. Keith Moon is on drums, and follows each joke with a rim shot. Hendrix is tending bar, and asks him what he'll have. "The same as me" says Michael Hutchence with a laugh, and winks at Carradine. END OF SCENE SCENE: Cloudy Heaven-like place. Carradine sits up out of the cloud bank, with a confused look on his face. He sees a bar, and being who he is, immediately enters it.

He sits at the bar, and looks around. Chris Farley is on stage, telling jokes, warming up for Sinatra. Keith Moon is on drums, and follows each joke with a rim shot. Hendrix is tending bar, and asks him what he’ll have.

“The same as me” says Michael Hutchence with a laugh, and winks at Carradine.

END OF SCENE

]]> By: J-Dog http://filmdrunk.uproxx.com/2009/06/carradine-update-unnatural-causes#comment-199423 J-Dog Thu, 04 Jun 2009 18:24:41 +0000 http://filmdrunk.uproxx.com/?p=14340#comment-199423 Great, now who am I gonna watch make awkward puns on Wild West Tech? Great, now who am I gonna watch make awkward puns on Wild West Tech?

]]> By: J-Dog http://filmdrunk.uproxx.com/2009/06/carradine-update-unnatural-causes#comment-199421 J-Dog Thu, 04 Jun 2009 18:22:45 +0000 http://filmdrunk.uproxx.com/?p=14340#comment-199421 Quote: "He was full of life..." No shit, Sherlock. Quote: “He was full of life…”

No shit, Sherlock.

]]> By: nominus http://filmdrunk.uproxx.com/2009/06/carradine-update-unnatural-causes#comment-199416 nominus Thu, 04 Jun 2009 18:06:15 +0000 http://filmdrunk.uproxx.com/?p=14340#comment-199416 told ya so told ya so

]]> By: nice guy eddie http://filmdrunk.uproxx.com/2009/06/carradine-update-unnatural-causes#comment-199324 nice guy eddie Thu, 04 Jun 2009 15:31:34 +0000 http://filmdrunk.uproxx.com/?p=14340#comment-199324 Bruce lee can finally get some afterlife payback for carradine stealing the roll of cain. Bruce lee can finally get some afterlife payback for carradine stealing the roll of cain.

]]> By: Funkommando http://filmdrunk.uproxx.com/2009/06/carradine-update-unnatural-causes#comment-199320 Funkommando Thu, 04 Jun 2009 15:27:53 +0000 http://filmdrunk.uproxx.com/?p=14340#comment-199320 If anyone is wondering why he would commit suicide, the last line of his Wikipedia entry holds a possible clue... Quote: He also worked with the Jonas Brothers in their video Burnin' Up, playing a Kung Fu Master, and planned to work with Miley Cyrus. If anyone is wondering why he would commit suicide, the last line of his Wikipedia entry holds a possible clue…

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He also worked with the Jonas Brothers in their video Burnin’ Up, playing a Kung Fu Master, and planned to work with Miley Cyrus.

]]> By: Mark It Zero http://filmdrunk.uproxx.com/2009/06/carradine-update-unnatural-causes#comment-199316 Mark It Zero Thu, 04 Jun 2009 15:23:07 +0000 http://filmdrunk.uproxx.com/?p=14340#comment-199316 New Up, less filthy VC lies. New Up, less filthy VC lies.

]]> By: Stinky Peet http://filmdrunk.uproxx.com/2009/06/carradine-update-unnatural-causes#comment-199315 Stinky Peet Thu, 04 Jun 2009 15:23:07 +0000 http://filmdrunk.uproxx.com/?p=14340#comment-199315 BTW, in Thailand they call autoerotic asphyxiation "bangkok dangerous." BTW, in Thailand they call autoerotic asphyxiation “bangkok dangerous.”

]]> By: Påüłÿ Ðąηgęrσűşľγ http://filmdrunk.uproxx.com/2009/06/carradine-update-unnatural-causes#comment-199314 Påüłÿ Ðąηgęrσűşľγ Thu, 04 Jun 2009 15:21:56 +0000 http://filmdrunk.uproxx.com/?p=14340#comment-199314 Why Kwai Chang Caine hang? Why Kwai Chang Caine hang?

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