YEAH, SO THAT BRUNO/EMINEM THING…
06.01.09As you’ll no doubt see everywhere today, here’s the video of Sacha Baron Cohen as Bruno in a jockstrap being lowered from the ceiling directly onto Eminem’s face. That’s accuracy. They must’ve had to practice that a lot. Eminem either wasn’t in on it, or is great at acting like what you’d imagine Eminem to act like. It’s a good thing he doesn’t take himself too seriously. And right before he storms off, they cut to a shot of Zachary Quinto. I’m not sure if that’s because his eyebrows make him seem more expressive, or because Bruno had just yelled “I’ve already got a boyfriend.”

He didn’t storm out, he had to rush out to rub one out real quick while the smell was still in his nostrils.
Yeah, with Quinto it’s “Two in the stink, two in the DOR SHO GHA!!!!”
You think Em was embarassed, try explaining your sudden erection while this happened to your 17 year old daughter.
They cut to Zachary Quinto because he was sitting on Verne Troyer.
Em looks so discombobulated because he’s used to rimming black dudes.
Every time a bell rings, Eminem gets teabagged by an angel.
I love the fact that the censor couldn’t keep up with the string of f bombs that Em dropped while this went on. I think they broke the button.
Also, no mention of Miley Cyrus totally being the hick inbred that she is or Kristen Stewart being so out of her gord that she practically threw the award on the ground?
And to think it was only a year ago that Eminem would have plucked him and tossed him in a deep fryer.
It’s funny b/c Eminem hates faggots, right?
No? Well then explain to me why it is fuuny.
The only way this could have been better is if something went wrong Owen Hart style and Bruno fell on top of Eminem, permanently disabling them both.
I was too busy throwing up watermelon (WHY?) to answer Stoney in the last thread:
Where were you when I was getting divorced?
Wif yo wife.
(points to crotch)
I love how his body guards are like trying to distance themselves from him. “I’ll take a bullet for you dawg, but I”m not touching the half naked white boy with angel wings. Fuck that.”
So I can back after a 2 week honeymoon, boning my new wife till we’re both sore and I’m met with Eminem rimming Bruno.
fan-fucking-tastic.
Yeah, Jess, you can pretty much rob the fuck out of straight gansta dudes if you’re a flaming gay dude holding a booger on a stick.
{looking for a stick . . . settles for a dildo*}
* title of my autobiography DON’T STEAL
Congrats fleckwa.
Hmm . . . Bruno teabagging m&m, Jonas brothers banner at the top of the page, Sean William Scott’s face in the banner at the right. Yep. I’m calling it. Gayest fucking thread ever.
Welcome back, Afleck. Don’t be intimidated by my horrific ex-wife references. I eventually got it right.
Oh hey look there’s a new up. I’m sure glad I’ve been rambling like a dumb motherfucker in here.
Congrats Affleck.
I think SEO Eminem was told about the stunt beforehand and agreed to SBC landing on him (“ha-ha, sure I’ll go along”) BUT he had NO IDEA about THE WAY SBC was going to land on him. Remember, Eminem wasn’t present for the so-called “rehearsal.”
It was funny but I bet Eminem was genuinely annoyed. Not “goons kick his az” mad but annoyed by having smell Sascha’s family jewels.