Comments on: SOME LADY: “WAAAH, BRUNO PARALYZED ME.”

By: Contractor Mike

Contractor Mike — Wed, 03 Jun 2009 16:50:44 +0000

New up

Contractor Mike — Wed, 03 Jun 2009 16:34:39 +0000

Stoney: I’m routing these as-builts through Cambodia.

Stone Soup — Wed, 03 Jun 2009 16:29:29 +0000

Thanks, Mike. I won’t charge you for that letter covering your fuck up.

Stinky Peet — Wed, 03 Jun 2009 16:22:16 +0000

“So how have your injuries damaged your relations with your husband?”

“B 4. I 69.”

Contractor Mike — Wed, 03 Jun 2009 16:21:36 +0000

No architects around, Fek. Stoney gets a pass today for being funny.

Fek'lhr — Wed, 03 Jun 2009 16:20:49 +0000

Contractor Mike sure is chatty today!

Contractor Mike — Wed, 03 Jun 2009 16:18:16 +0000

You gotta admit, “two brain bleeds” for the past two years is one hell of an “I have a headache” excuse.

Stone Soup — Wed, 03 Jun 2009 16:17:28 +0000

That’s pretty much how I hear it, too.

affleckwasthebomb — Wed, 03 Jun 2009 16:15:42 +0000

I can’t help but read Stones post in accent what’s her face has in Fargo.

Stone Soup — Wed, 03 Jun 2009 16:11:14 +0000

The police interview went something like this:

“Ma’am – when did you arrive here tonight?”

“B4.”

“Ok, about what time exactly?”

“O 5?”

“I see. And how many minutes did the altercation last?”

“G… 1?”

“One minute? That couldn’t possibly be enough to do the damage you claim.”

“O. 5.”