06.26.09 BRUNO ON CONAN, MICHAEL JACKSON
Sacha Baron Cohen (still in character, obviously) stopped by the Tonight Show after the L.A. premiere of Brüno (opens July 10th) last night, and you’ll never believe what happened. He took his clothes off and tried to molest the host. I know, I was as shocked as you are. “Outrageous” is the only word that can describe it. (video after the jump). Meanwhile, CHUD reports that there’s a scene in the movie that’s become even more topical since the death of Michael Jackson:
The sudden death of Michael Jackson could potentially impact the film, since there’s a (very, very funny) scene featuring LaToya Jackson as one of Bruno’s unwitting co-stars in which Michael Jackson jokes are made.
Michael Jackson jokes??!! Not cool, man. When I see this scene the theater, I plan on yelling “TOO FAR!” while coughing up nacho cheese and demanding he “get back to the queer stuff.”
UPDATE: Only a few seconds after I post this and the buzz going around is that the LaToya scene was cut from the version that premiered last night. Which was a very classy, respectful move. (*cough*) PUSSIES! (*cough, cough*). Hoo, air’s dusty today.
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BRUNO ON CONAN, MICHAEL JACKSON
I heard they are donating all the plastic from Michael’s face to toy makers, so children can play with him.
So wait. How are Michael Jackson jokes not the “queer stuff”?
Micheal Jackson jokes: Don’t stop ’til you get enough.
This Michael Jackson stuff reminds me of the movie Adventures in baby sitting, except with less Demerol and child molestation.
FUCK MIKE!
The sudden death of Michael Jackson could potentially impact the film, since there’s a (very, very funny) scene featuring LaToya Jackson
Reached for comment, a mourning LaToya Jackson was quoted as saying (through her tears) “I still get paid, right?”
At least now Michael will be able to ask if he’s been making Jesus Juice correctly.
yeah… i guess you eat nacho cheese with your chipsbecause its easier to pretend that’s your spooge instead of the salsa
Actually, he’s gonna have to ask Hitler, Saddam Hussein or Anna Nicole Smith for their home brew recipes. Sick fuck.
Pain Pills Killed the Radio Star
I heard they found Michael in bed with a 12 year old having a stroke.
I guess it’s classy. Not as classy as posing nude with a giant snake, but it’s classy.
Is there any chance we can get Sacha Baron Cohen hooked on Demerol, plastic surgery and Boy Scouts?
Hey Soup, have you had a chance to go look through the Step-Father thread from last week? Good shit, but it may bring back some memories you’ve repressed. I know it did for me.
The plug was pulled on the dancin’ machine.
Good luck trying to get Bubbles as a pallbearer.
Not only does LaToya’s part get cut, but now she’s back to being the batshit one.
“So Bruno, what are your plans for this afternoon?”
“I’m going to be on Conan O’Brien.”
“Cool, I’ll be sure to watch The Tonight Show, then”
“Wait… Conan O’Brien has a television show?”
R.I.P. P.Y.T.
Eight year olds, Dude.
**Michael Jackson jokes??!! Not cool, man.**
begin public apology:
Yesterday I made a lame attempt at a joke concerning my new product “King of Pop” Cola. I said it had a moon walking monkey on the label. I intended that to mean Bubbles the Chimp on the label but some thought I was referring to MJ as a monkey. That was NOT the case although I can see how it could be construed that way. So I am publicly apologizing to any and all lower primates that were offended if they thought I was comparing Michael Jackson to them.
end public apology.
The Mighty Feklahr prefers the term “pussycakes”.
Dude Looks Like A Lady will be played at the funeral.
It was Mike’s favorite song.
serious
Ya gotta give this fucker one thing, he knows how to promote a fucking movie. At least he is fucking working it, which is more than you can say for like 99% of Hollywood.
/serious
Mama-se, mama-sa, Ma-Michael’s gone……
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