06.23.09 BRIT SPEARS’ TIME TRAVEL HOLOCAUST MOVIE
(Brit’s interpretation of the Battle of Thermopylae)
So the source for this story is the National Ledger, and I’m not familiar enough with them to know if they’re reliable, but the story was too good not to report. They say Britney Spears has been offered a role in The Yellow Star of Sophia and Eton. Yes, that kind of yellow star.
If she accepts the role, Britney will reportedly play the main role of Sophia LaMont, who creates a time machine and travels back to World War II where she meets a Jewish man called Eton at a concentration camp. They then fall in love and travel back to the present day with the intention of getting married but they are both killed by Nazis. [NL]
Jeez, guys, tell us the ending why don’t you. So basically, it’s like Where the Red Fern Grows but with Jews instead of coon hounds, and with time traveling Nazis*. But otherwise exactly the same. Britney was reportedly intrigued by the idea of a “concentration camp,” but she’ll probably be really sad when she finds out what it is.
*Dear Hollywood: If you made half as many time traveling Nazi movies as you did zombie movies, the world would be a better place.
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BRIT SPEARS’ TIME TRAVEL HOLOCAUST MOVIE
Pictured: Britney Spears ordering french fries.
Brittney especially liked the part where Eton came out with his own hip hop album after having absolutely no experience in music and was practically living off Sophia. So much so that Sophia introduced him at the Kids Choice Awards.
She’s holding up an “L” for labia.
Britney thinks it’s awesome that the Nazis wanted to help those poor Jews with their ADD.
“Ya’ll wear funny hats but where’s the propeller?”
I’d watch this just to see Britney die. I own “House of Wax” for the same reason, but of course it’s not britney in that movie.
I’d bet you that at this point fucking Britney Spears would feel exactly like what Luke probably felt when Han Solo crammed him into that tauntaun back on Hoth.
BANNER PIC:
Screen shot of “Straight To B’s A” from Vivid Video.
So, Nazis are still around and killing Jews in present day? Other than the ones in Alabama, I mean?
A Britney Spears Time Travel Holocaust Movie?
Oh ffs I wish it was an Anne Frank snuff film.
Bald Attack Britney could have been a one man Inglourious Basterd. Maybe there’s still time for Stallone to cast her in/as The Expendables
Britney thought the Third Reich was a new R&B group and that Master Race was some March of Dimes-like charity event thrown by Master P.
Brittany is spelling “L-U-N-C-H” to her assisstant.
SS Guard: Take zem to ze ovens!!!
Britney as Sophie: Oh thank God. I’m starving.
According to that picture, this actually is about coon hounds.
thou shalt not Britney Spear
OK, instead of a troupe of lean chiseled guys, they need to have Britney up there with Louie Anderson, Kirstie Alley, and Kathleen Turner.
These regular dancers (that actually look like they, I don’t know, WORK OUT AND DANCE) makes Britney look like the Pillsbury Doughcunt up there. I half expect to see a guy with a fishing line leading Britney around to her spots with a Twinkie dangling in the air.
Yeah, that was me, “the guy that couldn’t get a Drunkcon 09 shirt because the biggest size was 3X”, calling Britney Spears a chunky thundercunt. Live with it.
Hit(ler) Me Baby, One More Time
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