06.08.09 BOBB’E THOMPSON WANTS A BRO MITZVAH
I don’t know how the world hadn’t found out about this before now, but Role Models star Bobb’e J. Thompson made a rap video about how he wants to turn Jewish so he can have a bar mitsvah (a Bro Mitsvah) and get money instead of crappy gifts. At one point he rhymes “Kimbo Slice” with “Shirley Temple – no ice.” Simply brilliant. But it’s silly for a black kid who’s barely 13 to be talking about being jealous of Jews. Kid, look at yourself. Black guys get to be funny at age 10 or 11. We white people and Jews have to wait until we’re at least 23 or 24. Before that we mostly just make people uncomfortable.
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BOBB’E THOMPSON WANTS A BRO MITZVAH
Black guys get to be funny at age 10 or 11. We white people and Jews have to wait until we’re at least 23 or 24. Before that we mostly just make people uncomfortable.
But Shia LeBeouf was doing standup at age 9!
Oh, I see what you did there.
We white people and Jews have to wait until we’re at least 23 or 24.
*checks driver’s license*
I must be a late bloomer then, cuz it still hasn’t happened for me. OOOH! I think I’m getting a pube! YIPPEEE!!!!
To think if he had only come up with lyrics as good as “Basketball is my favorite sport, I love the way they dribble up and down the court,” he’d be a millionaire.
This is like when I was turning 15 and asked my parents for a Queefceañera.
No i’s? Mr. Thompson must have a meth habit.
Are we sure Bobb’e isn’t like a Webster?
BOBBY J: Manischewitz is a popular drink, and it still is!!
Bobb’e J:I got 99 problems and Auschwitz ain’t one. Hit me !!!
So would the circumcision ceremony be called a ‘bros’?
I’d say Bobb’e (’s?) main concern should be to pick up trash and clean the planet. But that doesn’t come later until he grows up and is sentenced.
“Bobb’e” is short for “Rob’rt”.
Matisyahu will retaliate for the loss of the Barmitzvah by experiencing Police Brutality.
Black Jews really don’t appreciate the joke about Tupac Shakur being a holiday.
Finally, someone the Jew-fro won’t look ridiculous on.
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