06.01.09 BLOWING IS HALF THE BATTLE
If you can get MTV’s crappy player to work, this is the new clip from Stephen Sommers’ G.I. Joe that debuted at the MTV movie awards. I’m impressed with how much he was able to modernize the story. I counted almost seven pairs of sunglasses! Sometimes they’ll be wearing them and then they take them off and then a second later they’re wearing them again! Must be special effects! Boy, I feel sorry for whoever had to clean up all that glass! OMG she totally said the tagline!
Hehe, “rise of cobra.”
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BLOWING IS HALF THE BATTLE
Anybody ever think that perhaps Cobra always loses because maybe they’re fucking stupid? Perhaps there’s more to it, but I’m not quite sure why, out of the thousands of places from where you can fire on the Eiffel Tower, they chose a building with a glass ceiling and armed guards. Maybe G.I. Joe isn’t the elite unite we all thought it was. Maybe they’re just the retards out to babysit the relatively harmless worldwide criminal syndicate while the real men are fighting the actual bad guys.
Fek I think you nailed that one, and with that mask you could nail that one and that one and that one….etc. all at the same time!!
Wasn’t this supposed to be about a blond kid with an eyepatch and a rocket launcher fetish?
Man, these high-concept think pieces are getting a little same-y. Sienna Miller needs to go back to making lowbrow sex comedies.
Back when I made my G.I. Joe 69 with my sister’s Barbie doll, it never once crossed my mind that they wanted to do that to each other.
I bet if my dick could talk while I was beating it, it would talk like Cobra Commander did in the cartoon.
I bet if your dick could talk while you were beating it, it would probably say:
“Jesus fucking Christ Pauly, I’m getting chafed. Give it a rest!”
Volcano 2: Krakatoing is Half the Battle.
“blowing is half the battle” sounds like the title of a porn film where fight scenes end with 69s.
Ten bucks says Vince’s internet doesn’t work properly in his new hovel. Or his neighbors ate him.
This film just raped my childhood
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