06.01.09 BLOWING IS HALF THE BATTLE

Sorry I’m late. I agree with Fek. Whiplash is the shit.

I wonder if the people who made this G.I. Joe ever think “Gee, I blow?”

GI Blow: which makes you think of something that happens during a colonoscopy…which is when they watch shit…which ties together nicely with this.

As if we needed more reason to hate and loathe Sienna Miller.

Remember when everyone cheered during Dungeons and Dragons when the Wayans died? Longest death ever

Do they show the part where Joe goes to Nam and knocks up all the chicks then leaves? Oh Joe.

I can’t wait to not give fuck about seeing this. Oh wait! Already there!
[leans back in chair with self satisfied grin, puts hand down pants and pulls a pube, eats same]

Chelle0 was on TV? What’d you do?

J, He doesn’t care what anyone says. The Mighty Feklahr is pretty damn sure we are the “Midwest 2″. Then again, people that don’t like Whiplash are just homosexual-agenda-driven socialists that are trying to revoke OUR gun rights! *PTOO!*

I hear Wayans gets led by his GPS straight to Cobra Headquarters where he’s captured. Should have known not to trust the Uncle Tomtom.

Chris Hansen challenged her to make a pedo cake, Erswi. The winner was determined by how many kids were drawn into the back of their respective vans with the least amount of candy.

[sneaks up to a passed out VaLince, writes "I ♥ cock" on his face with Sharpie. Adds a B==D~ ~ pointing at his mouth]

Perfect.

I’m not even going to apologize or make an excuse for whoring my blog right now:

http://ludditeandroid.wordpress.com/2009/06/01/i-hate-moxatag/

http://scienceblogs.com/pharyngula/2009/06/cthulhumas_came_early.php

I am not going to apologize for being frightened silly of this.

Hey Robo, how many of those $9 pills will I need to take to get rid of the cock drips your Mom gave me?

whackety schmackety BOOSH

All of them, JHC. All of them.

Now I know why it takes so long to get a prescription filled. The fucking pharmacists are busy writing blogs between counting their money.

For the record, I’m not picking on Robo because I don’t like him. He’s just the only one here right now and there’s nothing to do here at work.

FEK, what the hell??? That’s like a Hentai lovers wetdream mask right there.

For $9 do I at least get to shove it up my ass?

Fuck it, it’s going to the stinkhole like it or not.

I’m not at work. I never have time to use the internet at work. If you’re getting a prescription at a chain store, most of them have a mandatory minimum amount of time they have to make you wait or they’ll get fired (corporate wants to keep you in the store for at least 17 minutes even if it’s totally fucking antithetical to health care).

I work at an independant, so if it’s taking us long, then we’re either on the phone with the asshole PBM trying to get the claim paid for, or talking to the nurse of the asshole doctor who writes scripts for drugs that were pulled off the market ten years ago, or the asshole in front of you in line brought in a bag with 12 empty prescription bottles all with no refills left because Cthulhu forbid they motherfucking call three days ago when they still had pills left so we have time to take care of this shit. FML.

Damn. I’m surprised there haven’t been more pharmacy related shootings. That sounds fucking horrible. I mean, I get pissed when I really need to take a piss and have to stop and put someone on hold. I really don’t usually have to wait very long. I send my wife to get our prescriptions.

Dor sho gha! Lince must have given all of his Adderall and cocaine to his friends for helping him move!

TIME TO LIGHT UP SOME AJAX, BOY! GUY’CHA!

Jess-Isn’t that mask just an unholy union of the Scorpio Killer from “Dirty Harry” and “Tentacle Rape”?

Vince is going to be pissed when he comes to and his computer has moved out because he left this post on it.

See, that’s the reason I keep my worldly possessions at a bare minimum. So whenever I have to move it’s just me, my bindle, and my bindle stick.

[Sneaks up to sleeping VaLince, tapes attempt to bur off his eyebrows by lighting farts in his face, posts on You Tube as "Fuzzy Musket Wax Job #1"]