Comments on: BLOWING IS HALF THE BATTLE http://filmdrunk.uproxx.com/2009/06/blowing-is-half-the-battle-2 FilmDrunk.com is the movie blog that plays rough, just the way your mother likes it. We cover all things movie-related, but just because we watch a lot of movies don’t expect us to act all serious about them. Think of FilmDrunk as the film industry’s older brother who punches it in the shoulder when it acts queer. Fri, 10 Feb 2012 17:07:28 +0000 hourly 1 http://wordpress.org/?v=3.1.1 By: dangergranger http://filmdrunk.uproxx.com/2009/06/blowing-is-half-the-battle-2#comment-199728 dangergranger Sat, 06 Jun 2009 17:31:17 +0000 http://filmdrunk.uproxx.com/?p=14213#comment-199728 This film just raped my childhood This film just raped my childhood

]]> By: Stone Soup http://filmdrunk.uproxx.com/2009/06/blowing-is-half-the-battle-2#comment-198713 Stone Soup Tue, 02 Jun 2009 12:49:49 +0000 http://filmdrunk.uproxx.com/?p=14213#comment-198713 Ten bucks says Vince's internet doesn't work properly in his new hovel. Or his neighbors ate him. Ten bucks says Vince’s internet doesn’t work properly in his new hovel. Or his neighbors ate him.

]]> By: thunderdan22 http://filmdrunk.uproxx.com/2009/06/blowing-is-half-the-battle-2#comment-198712 thunderdan22 Tue, 02 Jun 2009 04:52:32 +0000 http://filmdrunk.uproxx.com/?p=14213#comment-198712 "blowing is half the battle" sounds like the title of a porn film where fight scenes end with 69s. “blowing is half the battle” sounds like the title of a porn film where fight scenes end with 69s.

]]> By: ghost of winona ryder http://filmdrunk.uproxx.com/2009/06/blowing-is-half-the-battle-2#comment-198711 ghost of winona ryder Tue, 02 Jun 2009 03:36:18 +0000 http://filmdrunk.uproxx.com/?p=14213#comment-198711 Volcano 2: Krakatoing is Half the Battle. Volcano 2: Krakatoing is Half the Battle.

]]> By: TengoDooter http://filmdrunk.uproxx.com/2009/06/blowing-is-half-the-battle-2#comment-198710 TengoDooter Tue, 02 Jun 2009 02:25:53 +0000 http://filmdrunk.uproxx.com/?p=14213#comment-198710 I bet if your dick could talk while you were beating it, it would probably say: "Jesus fucking Christ Pauly, I'm getting chafed. Give it a rest!" I bet if your dick could talk while you were beating it, it would probably say:

“Jesus fucking Christ Pauly, I’m getting chafed. Give it a rest!”

]]> By: Påüłÿ Ðąηgęrσűşľγ http://filmdrunk.uproxx.com/2009/06/blowing-is-half-the-battle-2#comment-198709 Påüłÿ Ðąηgęrσűşľγ Mon, 01 Jun 2009 23:26:49 +0000 http://filmdrunk.uproxx.com/?p=14213#comment-198709 I bet if my dick could talk while I was beating it, it would talk like Cobra Commander did in the cartoon. I bet if my dick could talk while I was beating it, it would talk like Cobra Commander did in the cartoon.

]]> By: Påüłÿ Ðąηgęrσűşľγ http://filmdrunk.uproxx.com/2009/06/blowing-is-half-the-battle-2#comment-198708 Påüłÿ Ðąηgęrσűşľγ Mon, 01 Jun 2009 23:23:12 +0000 http://filmdrunk.uproxx.com/?p=14213#comment-198708 Back when I made my G.I. Joe 69 with my sister's Barbie doll, it never once crossed my mind that they wanted to do that to each other. Back when I made my G.I. Joe 69 with my sister’s Barbie doll, it never once crossed my mind that they wanted to do that to each other.

]]> By: Guy Who Looks Like a Durst http://filmdrunk.uproxx.com/2009/06/blowing-is-half-the-battle-2#comment-198707 Guy Who Looks Like a Durst Mon, 01 Jun 2009 22:26:06 +0000 http://filmdrunk.uproxx.com/?p=14213#comment-198707 Wasn't this supposed to be about a blond kid with an eyepatch and a rocket launcher fetish? Man, these high-concept think pieces are getting a little same-y. Sienna Miller needs to go back to making lowbrow sex comedies. Wasn’t this supposed to be about a blond kid with an eyepatch and a rocket launcher fetish?

Man, these high-concept think pieces are getting a little same-y. Sienna Miller needs to go back to making lowbrow sex comedies.

]]> By: JessicaD http://filmdrunk.uproxx.com/2009/06/blowing-is-half-the-battle-2#comment-198705 JessicaD Mon, 01 Jun 2009 21:27:47 +0000 http://filmdrunk.uproxx.com/?p=14213#comment-198705 Fek I think you nailed that one, and with that mask you could nail that one and that one and that one....etc. all at the same time!! Fek I think you nailed that one, and with that mask you could nail that one and that one and that one….etc. all at the same time!!

]]> By: Donkey Hodey http://filmdrunk.uproxx.com/2009/06/blowing-is-half-the-battle-2#comment-198704 Donkey Hodey Mon, 01 Jun 2009 21:24:27 +0000 http://filmdrunk.uproxx.com/?p=14213#comment-198704 Anybody ever think that perhaps Cobra always loses because maybe they're fucking stupid? Perhaps there's more to it, but I'm not quite sure why, out of the thousands of places from where you can fire on the Eiffel Tower, they chose a building with a glass ceiling and armed guards. Maybe G.I. Joe isn't the elite unite we all thought it was. Maybe they're just the retards out to babysit the relatively harmless worldwide criminal syndicate while the real men are fighting the actual bad guys. Anybody ever think that perhaps Cobra always loses because maybe they’re fucking stupid? Perhaps there’s more to it, but I’m not quite sure why, out of the thousands of places from where you can fire on the Eiffel Tower, they chose a building with a glass ceiling and armed guards. Maybe G.I. Joe isn’t the elite unite we all thought it was. Maybe they’re just the retards out to babysit the relatively harmless worldwide criminal syndicate while the real men are fighting the actual bad guys.

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