06.19.09 MICHAEL BAY: THE BOOM GOES ON
(Michael Bay’s keyboard. Ctrl-Alt-BOOM to restart. via JoshuahBearman)
I hinted at the possible unreliability of the “Michael Bay is retiring from Transformers” story yesterday - t’s always suspicious when they quote someone without saying when, where or how they talked to him - and now it looks like the story was mostly made up. Said Bay on his official message board…
Hah,
Love press how they spin. Never said it - just wanted a vacation is more to the point. And no I don’t read the good or the bad reviews.
I’m not sure who “Hah” is, but anyway, there you have it. This was the response from the Bay superfans:
yey mr bay is still doing it XD thank u mr bay u are the best its like we can all wait 1 more year just means we will be more pumped to see itWhy is everyone worrying about part 3 when they haven’t even seen part 2 yet anyway??because 2 is goind to be bigger and better than the 1st one and number 3 will be even better as technolagy growsi agree with ya michael.. why read them it’s just their opinion
us fans should be the ones who should really give the reviews, when you take your vacation take it some where nice like the caribbeans
Early in his career, Michael Bay used to read reviews, but he got so tired of all the ambiguity that now he just has his assistants sum them up with an emoticon. Michael Bay: King of the flipper people.
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MICHAEL BAY: THE BOOM GOES ON
The Num Lock key on Roman Polanski’s keyboard doesn’t work.
Michael Crichton wrote ‘Twister’ by hitting Alt-F4 over key plot problems.
David Lynch hasn’t given a fuck about his keyboard since 1977. He’s been using missing lesbians as an alternative.
Brett Ratner’s keyboard has a very worn down Insert key, just because it makes him giggle so much every time he presses it.
Wes Craven’s keyboard is nothing but backslashes.
Nia Vardalos has issues with her Ctrl key.
Tyler Perry has his autocorrect set to replace “negative” with “Aw hell naw”.
Terry Schiavo’s keyboard doesn’t have a fn key.
The kids from Slumdog Millionaires’ keyboard doesn’t have a home key.
Jimmy Fallon’s Pause/Break key only works as a break function.
Lou Ferrigno’s keyboard only has consonants.
Megan Fox’s keyboard has a tiny doormat on it.
Michael Bay’s computer doesn’t have a RAM, it has a BAM.
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