06.19.09 MICHAEL BAY: THE BOOM GOES ON
(Michael Bay’s keyboard. Ctrl-Alt-BOOM to restart. via JoshuahBearman)
I hinted at the possible unreliability of the “Michael Bay is retiring from Transformers” story yesterday – t’s always suspicious when they quote someone without saying when, where or how they talked to him – and now it looks like the story was mostly made up. Said Bay on his official message board…
Hah,
Love press how they spin. Never said it – just wanted a vacation is more to the point. And no I don’t read the good or the bad reviews.
I’m not sure who “Hah” is, but anyway, there you have it. This was the response from the Bay superfans:
yey mr bay is still doing it XD thank u mr bay u are the best its like we can all wait 1 more year just means we will be more pumped to see itWhy is everyone worrying about part 3 when they haven’t even seen part 2 yet anyway??because 2 is goind to be bigger and better than the 1st one and number 3 will be even better as technolagy growsi agree with ya michael.. why read them it’s just their opinion
us fans should be the ones who should really give the reviews, when you take your vacation take it some where nice like the caribbeans
Early in his career, Michael Bay used to read reviews, but he got so tired of all the ambiguity that now he just has his assistants sum them up with an emoticon. Michael Bay: King of the flipper people.
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There are 38 comments about:
MICHAEL BAY: THE BOOM GOES ON
John Waters’ keyboard is all S’s.
Technolagy is going to have no problem conquering humans at this rate.
John Goodman’s keyboard is all hotkeys to order pizza online.
You’re over the line Arbuck.
im hopng dat sumday technolagie wil b abel to steralise ppl dat tipe lik dis
Wow, Crappy. J’s gonna be pissed when he gets back.
Jason Statham’s keyboard is all O’s and Y’s.
Ron Howard’s keyboard is all hotkeys to spin the camera 360 degrees or do tracking shots overlayed with expository dialogue. Hitting CTRL-ALT-DEL just casts his daughter.
Brett Ratner’s keyboard is edible.
Hey fanboys, when you take your vacation take it some where nice like the bottom of a volcano.
Jeffrey Jones’ keyboard was confiscated as evidence.
Ryan Gosling’s keyboard has a “<3″ button
Quentin Tarantino’s keyboard has a QWERTY layout but he always types in Colemak.
Tarantino can’t see his keyboard letters under the powder, but fuck it, the script is what it is.
Uwe Boll’s keyboard is all I’s.
*comes back from restroom*
Why the fuck is my keyboard covered in Anal Ease and Cheeto crumbs?
Guys, Tarantino’s keyboard is all OK buttons…
David Carradine wishes he had used a wireless keyboard.
Nic Cage’s keyboard is covered in B’s…
Wes Anderson’s keyboard only types in 6pt Melancholy font.
because 2 is goind to be bigger and better than the 1st one and number 3 will be even better as technolagy grows
That’s true. My Mom’s third pregnancy video easily trumped her first two due to the invention of Red-Eye Correction and the Dyson Vacuum.
My keyboard is still sticky from yesterday’s gif.
I keep forgetting I know HTML code.
Shia Labeouf’s kybord is mssing certan lettrs.
George Lucas’ keyboard is covered in $. No, not the symbol for money, actual bills. Ass.
The Num Lock key on Roman Polanski’s keyboard doesn’t work.
Michael Crichton wrote ‘Twister’ by hitting Alt-F4 over key plot problems.
David Lynch hasn’t given a fuck about his keyboard since 1977. He’s been using missing lesbians as an alternative.
Brett Ratner’s keyboard has a very worn down Insert key, just because it makes him giggle so much every time he presses it.
Wes Craven’s keyboard is nothing but backslashes.
Nia Vardalos has issues with her Ctrl key.
Tyler Perry has his autocorrect set to replace “negative” with “Aw hell naw”.
Terry Schiavo’s keyboard doesn’t have a fn key.
The kids from Slumdog Millionaires’ keyboard doesn’t have a home key.
Jimmy Fallon’s Pause/Break key only works as a break function.
Lou Ferrigno’s keyboard only has consonants.
Megan Fox’s keyboard has a tiny doormat on it.
Michael Bay’s computer doesn’t have a RAM, it has a BAM.
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