Watch the trailer for Anvil! the Story of Anvil above and then read that headline, and if your heart didn’t warm just a little bit, stop judging me I’m really emotional this week.
The hard-rocking Canadian group will open for the heavy metal band AC/DC when it performs at Gillette Stadium in Foxboro, Mass. on July 28 and at Giants Stadium in East Rutherford, N.J., on July 31, the bands’ publicists said in a release. Anvil, founded in Toronto in the 1970s, enjoyed a short-lived American success in the 1980s with albums like “Hard ‘N Heavy” and “Strength of Steel.” The group recently reentered the cultural consciousness with the “Anvil!” documentary, though the movie has also prompted the occasional (mistaken) conclusion that it is an elaborate, Spinal Tap-style hoax. (For example, the movie “This Is Spinal Tap” was directed by Rob Reiner, and the Anvil drummer and co-founder is named Robb Reiner.) [NYTimes]
Going from playing to a couple people to opening for AC/DC at Giants Stadium is a comeback about as amazing as they come (and I know a little something about amazing come). It just goes to show, a documentary can be a powerful thing. I wonder if the guy from Grizzly Man would be enjoying this kind of fame if he hadn’t gotten torn apart and eaten by bears. It almost makes you wish he’d lived. Almost.

Everyone knows Grizzly man was murdered by his jealous rival Black(bear)man for years of being overshadowed in North American lore.
Oh fantastic, Vince. Let the onslaught of Canadian music haters begin.
“Let the onslaught of Canadian music haters begin.”
What do you mean? You’ve got Neil Young and The Guess Who, and….Yeah, I guess I see what you mean.
[reaches into bag of Canadian music hater jokes. Gets hit over head with empty bottle of Yellow Tail Cab]
Krikey!
I commend Canadian musicians for their work in the community. For instance, Nickelback plays for fucking retards nightly.
[Reconsiders Engleburg Humperdink documentary]
Some things should just be left dead.
Well, this site is running like a well oiled piece of shit today. Think I’ll do some “work.”
I’m just messing around, though. I can’t make fun of the country that gave us Sum 41 and Simple Plan.
Besides Canadian musicians have been instrumental in the war against terror too. I was told that Celien Dion recordings were more effective than waterboarding in getting Abu Zubaida to talk.
Onnnnnnnnnnnce there was this boy whoooooooooo, started a shitty band that made only one good song… Mmmmmmmmm mmmmmmmmm mmmmmmmmmmmm.
But in all seriousness, Canadia gave us Finger Eleven and for some reason we haven’t retaliated.
Anvil’s opening act? M.C. Hammer.
Listen fuckers, remember this:
http://filmdrunk.uproxx.com/2008/09/zombie-vs-shark
THAT spawned THIS:
http://www.myspace.com/fakesharkrealzombie
Canadian music is where it’s at, yo.
Canadia does have Hot Hot Heat. I’ll give them that. If they promise to keep it and never share it again.
Canadian music is so awesome that they had to put a law on the books forcing radio stations to play more of it. I’m actually starting to think it’s a devious underground eugenics program.
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I’ve actually enjoyed Men Without Hats since they changed their name to Men Without Income.
I dated this girl a few years back and her favorite band was Our Lady Peace. She was hit by a car and killed two years ago, so at least she’s in a better place.
Apparently Theory of a Deadman and Three Days Grace are Canadians. Awesome, we’ve got soldiers fighting a war on terror in the Middle East and nobody left to fight the battle against Canadian Cock Rock.
Considering Gasoline Heart is like a juvenile knock-off Nickelback tribute with training wheels, I’d re-think what you consider “good” music.
New up, less hostile.
*puts “Christian or Canadian” by The Vandals on the jukebox*
I think this story is fantastic, and I’m impressed both by AC-DC’s generosity and the lengths they are willing to go to find an opening act that makes them look young and vibrant by comparison.
Not a single Rush joke? I mean, I don’t have one, but really. Come on.
Sarcasm aside, actually I’m going to see these guys in about two weeks. *is excited*
As for Canadian music, you need to understand that we’re half French, thus we export the shitty stuff and expect Americans not to know the difference.