As first broken by Bloody-Disgusting, Dimension films has bought the rights to John Landis’ 1981 classic, An American Werewolf in London. (Landis also directed Animal House, Three Amigos, and Coming to America, among other things).
Landis wrote and directed the comedy-horror film, which starred David Naughton and Griffin Dunne as two American backpackers hiking in the Yorkshire moors attacked by a mysterious animal who turns out to be a werewolf. Naughton ends up terrorizing London while Dunne is a reanimated corpse suggesting ways for Naughton to kill himself and stop the curse. No writer or director is on board but Dimension and the producers hope to make an elevated genre picture that will keep the fun comedy elements of the original as it seeks to be relevant to contemporary audiences [that's business jargon for "we hope it's good" -Ed.]. [THR]
Okay, nerds, set phasers to “incredulous,” because I’ve never seen the original. (*hold for angry shouts of derision*). So if nothing else, this is a good reminder to add it to the Netflix queue. As for the remake, I’m crossing my fingers that it involves Zac Efron, Parkour, and Linkin Park. Wait, Linkin Parkour? I just had a totally xtreme idea…
(I realize this song’s only tangentially related, but I think you’ll agree that it is pretty rockin’. Makes me wanna drink whiskey in the sunshine.)


Dude, that song totally ripped off Kid Rock.
I regret shaving my wolf pussy this weekend.
An American Animal House with Three Amigos Coming to America would make my dick’s dick hard.
Werewolves from London have especially scary teeth.
Couldn’t Landis direct ? Someone like Zac Efron could die tragically.
GOD. DAMMIT. No witty comment, no werewolf joke…just pure rage.
So you’ve never seen American werewolve in London? He’s a quick synopsis. There is this American, he goes to London and holly shit he turns into a werewolve. hilarity ensues.
Bad Idea Rising
By relevant to contemporary audiences, do they mean that in the adult theater in the remake, they’ll show Pee Wee Herman pulling his pud? that’s still relevant, right?
I just want them to keep up the idea that they planted in my head about London in ‘Fantastic Four 2′ where everybody in London drinks Dos Equis.
All of Linkin Parkour’s songs would be “I hurt myself for you while backflipping off this Coke machine”.
Duder, if they’re going to make a movie based on a song title it should be Pink Floyd’s “Several Species of Small Furry Animals Gathered Together in a Cave and Grooving with a Pict”
I thought the sequel with Ethan Hawke was better.
/opposite day
Jumping, running, and rap–things white people are great at.
OH FUCK NO, no no no no no, is nothing sacred? One of the best films of all time – it was nearly ruined with the awful sequel, now they are “rebooting” it. Dimension films = Fox wannabes, I suppose the werewolf will rap and wear fucking sunglasses – CUNTS!
PS Everybody in London drinks Dos Equis