06.26.09 AMELIA!

Hahaha, and like when he yells Emilio, too.

That is clearly a dude.

This picture is proof that hilary swank is in fact a werehorse.

This is coming out right before the Lindbergh biopic, Boys Don’t Die.

Alternate Title: The Earhart Up There.

Ernest Goes To Flight School?

With the economy the way it is, I wish the Coast Guard would just concede defeat and call off the search.

women have been banned from flying, and for that we thank her.

Now if only we could get a Michael Bay movie to bomb, then… oh right they all have bombs

Who the fuck let a horse pilot a plane?

I think I have a handle on why Amelia didn’t finish her flight. She ran out of apples, oats, and carrots, then passed out from hunger.

Sorry Bear. I just started typing without looking. Whodathunk a bear cock was that long?

Whatever happened to her? Didn’t someone steal her baby or something?

I heard that one of the copilots found out that he was a chick and beat the living shit out of her. True story.

Why couldn’t Ameila Keller fly? Because it scares the shit out her dog named “HURRRRRRGH.”

*scratches head*

I think this joke generator is broken. Oh great, the warranty expired last week. Of course.

Normally you gotta pay time and a half the normal rate for an aviatress.

that’d be funny if the final scene when the plane goes down has “Learn to Fly” by the Foo Fighters and then when it crashes in the ocean outside of Asia, William Hung looks at Sandra Oh and says, “I hope that isn’t someone we know”

Gere’s gonna be pissed, his co-star ate all his gerbils.

My guess is, she was trying to put her make-up on.

@ JHC

yea…buckle beat me to it and I overlooked it. But hey we can make this thread all about beating a dead horse!

Gere’s gonna be pissed, his co-star ate all his gerbils.

Except the one Hillary Swank apparently just got in her no-no spot just before this picture was taken.

I think that the ocean was dangling a carrot from a stick in front of her.

You gotta love how for one brief moment, pilot headgear and football helmets were on the tech level of “leather scraps tied to your head”

Alternate title: Girls Don’t Flyworth a shit.

(Amelia texting her BFF) OMG!!! I’m flying! LOL!!1!11!!!

*CRASH*

I see less Farrel and more DiCaprio from “What’s Eating Gilbert Grape?”

First time I saw DiCaprio was in that movie and I thought he was really a retard. Then Romeo + Juliet, not a retard, color me mind blown.

I heard Rodney Dangerfield makes a cameo in a scene where Amelia Earhardt gives him “air head”

She can’t be a better Amelia than Amy Adams in Night at the Museum 2. I didn’t get to see her ass at all in that trailer!

It’s Aviatrix arses.. aviatress…wtf? drunks!