Comments on: RED DAWN PALICKI BOOM BOOM DOWN

By: Sadpanda

Sadpanda — Wed, 17 Jun 2009 19:03:40 +0000

As long as the film takes place in 2010 with an invasion by the Soviet Union, I will be happy. Have high school kids ever heard of Russia?

By: Vince Mancini

Vince Mancini — Wed, 17 Jun 2009 18:30:24 +0000

I read it, Fek, and even sent it to a friend. I liked it. But yeah, too long for CoTW.

By: Donkey Hodey

Donkey Hodey — Wed, 17 Jun 2009 18:27:00 +0000

*slow clap for Fek*

By: Fek'lhr

Fek'lhr — Wed, 17 Jun 2009 18:11:02 +0000

You guys should nominate that post. Lince loves long posts.

By: SmokeEmIfYouGotEm

SmokeEmIfYouGotEm — Wed, 17 Jun 2009 18:10:48 +0000

When I see chics like this I always harken back to the words of Bruce Willis’s character private investigator Joe Hallenbeck in the Last Boyscout.

“Head or Butt?”

By: Crapbasket

Crapbasket — Wed, 17 Jun 2009 18:06:27 +0000

This is just an analogy for the immigration debate.

By: Fek'lhr

Fek'lhr — Wed, 17 Jun 2009 18:04:55 +0000

OK, Let old Uncle Fekky tell you about tough girls (which this little cunt pictured AIN’T):

In Iowa, we fucking have tough girls. In fact, there was a girl in high school that could have potentially been His soul mate (if she hadn’t been so butch). This fucking bitch was like a sabretoothed-swine-minotaur and was one of the few people at City High that spent more time in the weight room then The Mighty One did (yes, I used to lift weights a lot and be a bad ass, now I am a wimpy nerd computer gamer Trekkie, fuck you).

However, Sabretooth wasn’t content with that. One day in Lit Class (I have no idea how it came up) a contest started class wide to see how long the students could hold their lit textbook out at arms length. Doesn’t sound so hard, but find yourself a big dictionary and try it!

Invariably, it came down to Sabretooth and Him. The Mighty Feklahr was 17 and full of hate for the world and pent up sexual rage. He was not going to let this anomaly of female humanity outlast Him in a test of strength!

However, Kahless decided that The Mighty One needed a lesson in emasculation.

I held out as long as I could. I didn’t quit, my arm did. I literally held out until my arm went numb from the elbow down and my hand involuntarily dropped the book. I couldn’t use that hand for like two days.

Fortunately, I got to redeem myself by bashing gays in the student newspaper. (True story!)

In conclusion, The Mighty Feklahr knows “tough high school girls”, and the ones He knows would sodomize fluffs like Adrianne with their clicks. Fuck that ho. She looks like Melissa Midwest.

By: Donkey Hodey

Donkey Hodey — Wed, 17 Jun 2009 18:04:40 +0000

Man, it’s a good fucking thing the world hasn’t changed in the last 25 years, otherwise this might be kind of a stupid idea for a movie now.

By: Crapbasket

Crapbasket — Wed, 17 Jun 2009 17:55:01 +0000

600 million screamin’ Chinamen think this is bullshit.

By: Fek'lhr

Fek'lhr — Wed, 17 Jun 2009 17:51:35 +0000

So, she is playing the “tough girl”.

…

Lady Gaga wasn’t available? Hell, Paris Hilton can kill a man at 100 yds with just VDs!