Comments on: THIS GUY WINS THE OSCAR FOR BEING A DORK

By: The Luchador

The Luchador — Mon, 22 Jun 2009 13:33:10 +0000

I just emailed this to John Williams.
He’s gonna show up and kick this guy’s ass with the Boston Pops crew.

By: Vince Mancini

Vince Mancini — Mon, 22 Jun 2009 13:21:49 +0000

Anyone else think that WoW freakout video is way fake?

By: SmokeEmIfYouGotEm

SmokeEmIfYouGotEm — Mon, 22 Jun 2009 12:46:33 +0000

Vadar: All too cheesy.

By: RoboPanda

RoboPanda — Mon, 22 Jun 2009 07:22:55 +0000

Compared to this kid that guy is Hugh Hefner.

By: Påüłÿ Ðąηgęrσűşľγ

Påüłÿ Ðąηgęrσűşľγ — Mon, 22 Jun 2009 02:39:37 +0000

I beat this kid up and took his pogs from him in middle school.

By: TengoDooter

TengoDooter — Sun, 21 Jun 2009 14:28:33 +0000

Mr. ‘lhr,
In spite of the uplifting ending to Gran Torino you should be aware of what actually happened next. The gang member’s court appointed attorney proved that Kowalski had a history of pulling guns, both real and imaginery, on minority citizens. The jury took only 20 minutes to rule the shooting justifiable self defense. Grandma, then used an ancient Hmong ceremony to call Charles Bronson back from the dead. The Zombie Bronson then proceeded to kick ass and eat gangbanger brains. Today he is somewhere in Wisconsin reportedly working his way through the Somali community.

By: crunkenstein

crunkenstein — Sun, 21 Jun 2009 10:07:55 +0000

He may be a dork, but not an ugly one. I’d hit it.

By: Fek'lhr

Fek'lhr — Sun, 21 Jun 2009 07:28:34 +0000

Late night drunken posting with everyone’s favourite Klingoun!

“The Mighty Feklahr just saw Gran Torino, that move is fawkin’ great!”

By: smart_as_paint_you_are_jim_lad

smart_as_paint_you_are_jim_lad — Sun, 21 Jun 2009 03:20:28 +0000

You can’t see it, but he’s playing Dance Dance Revolution at the same time below the frame there.

By: ShakeYourTailFeather

ShakeYourTailFeather — Sun, 21 Jun 2009 03:03:55 +0000

This is horse shit. I am the undisputed King of all Dorks. I will never abdicate!