06.20.09 THIS GUY WINS THE OSCAR FOR BEING A DORK
Hmmm, let’s see… what’s dorkier than singing in an a capella group? Ooh, I know, singing multi-part a capella by yourself! Nothing could be dorkier than that, right? Hey, but what if the a capella song is also a medley of John Williams movie scores? And what if we also add lyrics and make them about Star Wars? And then film it all while looking at the camera and showing off an impressive collection of novelty t-shirts?
Kudos to you, sir (sir being “Corey Vidal, vocals by Moosebutter” according to YouTube). You truly are the King of All Dorks. It’s amazing, actually. It’s so perfectly dorky in every respect that it almost becomes cool. Almost.
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THIS GUY WINS THE OSCAR FOR BEING A DORK
All this dbag did was rip off someone else. He didn’t even sing in this video or write the lyrics.
This is who Sexman wants to be when he grows up.
Listening to this + watching Pale Rider = crazy homo-erotic nightmares later on tonight.
Sorry, Clint.
This guy is building a girlfriend out of mashed potatoes.
Am I the only one with no life on the weekends?
This guy wants to get with his sister. Or an Ewok. I’m undecided but refuse to do further research.
looks like Troy
I’m here Al, I waited until 9ish to be super duper lame. Not as lame as this guy though. Phew whee. Right? Write? Rite?
If this guy was a womp rat, I would bullseye him in my T-16, like I used to back home.
I’m too cool to even know what I just said.
SINCE WHEN IS 8:59 “9-ISH”??? Whore. I mean, Lame-o. I mean, will you be my friend?
This is horse shit. I am the undisputed King of all Dorks. I will never abdicate!
You can’t see it, but he’s playing Dance Dance Revolution at the same time below the frame there.
Late night drunken posting with everyone’s favourite Klingoun!
“The Mighty Feklahr just saw Gran Torino, that move is fawkin’ great!”
He may be a dork, but not an ugly one. I’d hit it.
Mr. ‘lhr,
In spite of the uplifting ending to Gran Torino you should be aware of what actually happened next. The gang member’s court appointed attorney proved that Kowalski had a history of pulling guns, both real and imaginery, on minority citizens. The jury took only 20 minutes to rule the shooting justifiable self defense. Grandma, then used an ancient Hmong ceremony to call Charles Bronson back from the dead. The Zombie Bronson then proceeded to kick ass and eat gangbanger brains. Today he is somewhere in Wisconsin reportedly working his way through the Somali community.
I beat this kid up and took his pogs from him in middle school.
Compared to this kid that guy is Hugh Hefner.
Vadar: All too cheesy.
Anyone else think that WoW freakout video is way fake?
I just emailed this to John Williams.
He’s gonna show up and kick this guy’s ass with the Boston Pops crew.
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