06.09.09 500 DAYS OF HALL & OATES & RECORD SCRATCH
500 Days of Summer has a new trailer out, and amazingly, they made it look like something I’d want to see. Funny how replacing mom pants and a scene blatantly ripped from Garden State (and might I add it was the worst scene) will do that to a trailer. Now we’ve got an anal sex joke, Hall & Oates, and my all-time favorite, the record-scratch sound effect. A record scratch says WHOA, STOP THE PARTY, CHEECH, THIS STORY ISN’T PLAYING OUT HOW I’D PLANNED! YOU’VE SUBVERTED MY EXPECTATIONS AGAIN, YOU CRAZY KIDS! OH NO, HIJINKS!
Zooey Deschanel is really hot. She’d be even hotter if she didn’t dress like sex was something she read about in the New Yorker.
If the player isn’t working so hot, you can also watch it here until I get a new one up.
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500 DAYS OF HALL & OATES & RECORD SCRATCH
Weird, I was just singing Hall & Oats’ “Sara Smile” on Burnsy’s voicemail….
Zooey Deschanel makes me wonder why the guy from Death Cab For Cutie writes such sad music.
Is she saving herself for marriage?
Is it my slow-ass connection or Uproxx that’s sucking more than usual today?
I’d rather have 500 day of summer here in Arizona at 110+ degrees, than 500 days of hipsters.
I dated a fat chick for just over a year once. I had 500 days of hummers.
Zooey Deschanel dresses down her attractiveness to keep her sister Emily’s chin from killing her. That thing is sentient and it is angry.
500 days of Summer was the name of that really long ‘Figure it Out’ marathon that Nickelodeon held, right?
I followed The Police around back in the 80’s for 500 Days of Sumner.
That’s a coincidence, the police followed me around for most of the 80’s too.
Wow, Donk you went deep with that one. That came out totally gayer than expected… No, no it didn’t.
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