Comments on: $387 MIL: the fart heard round the world http://filmdrunk.uproxx.com/2009/06/387-mil-the-fart-heard-round-the-world FilmDrunk.com is the movie blog that plays rough, just the way your mother likes it. We cover all things movie-related, but just because we watch a lot of movies don’t expect us to act all serious about them. Think of FilmDrunk as the film industry’s older brother who punches it in the shoulder when it acts queer. Sat, 11 Feb 2012 05:19:48 +0000 hourly 1 http://wordpress.org/?v=3.1.1 By: The Kurgan http://filmdrunk.uproxx.com/2009/06/387-mil-the-fart-heard-round-the-world#comment-203836 The Kurgan Mon, 29 Jun 2009 14:28:41 +0000 http://filmdrunk.uproxx.com/?p=15126#comment-203836 For $500, Granny better finish and at least wait until i wasn't looking to spit. For $500, Granny better finish and at least wait until i wasn’t looking to spit.

]]> By: BiggieLaing http://filmdrunk.uproxx.com/2009/06/387-mil-the-fart-heard-round-the-world#comment-203835 BiggieLaing Mon, 29 Jun 2009 14:21:51 +0000 http://filmdrunk.uproxx.com/?p=15126#comment-203835 I just feel sorry for all the guys with wives and girlfriends that had to go see My Sister's Keeper when they got to the theatre and Transformers was sold out. That's like paying $500 for a blowjob from a fat tittied stripper and when the curtain slides open for the champagne room...it's your grandmother. Talk about killing a boner. /zips up pants, kissing grandmother on the cheek. I just feel sorry for all the guys with wives and girlfriends that had to go see My Sister’s Keeper when they got to the theatre and Transformers was sold out.

That’s like paying $500 for a blowjob from a fat tittied stripper and when the curtain slides open for the champagne room…it’s your grandmother. Talk about killing a boner.

/zips up pants, kissing grandmother on the cheek.

]]> By: SmokeEmIfYouGotEm http://filmdrunk.uproxx.com/2009/06/387-mil-the-fart-heard-round-the-world#comment-203820 SmokeEmIfYouGotEm Mon, 29 Jun 2009 13:37:53 +0000 http://filmdrunk.uproxx.com/?p=15126#comment-203820 "I thought this movie was the bomb", said unknown blogger logged in as MyCoolBay69. “I thought this movie was the bomb”, said unknown blogger logged in as MyCoolBay69.

]]> By: Påüłÿ Ðąηgęrσűşľγ http://filmdrunk.uproxx.com/2009/06/387-mil-the-fart-heard-round-the-world#comment-203819 Påüłÿ Ðąηgęrσűşľγ Mon, 29 Jun 2009 13:33:33 +0000 http://filmdrunk.uproxx.com/?p=15126#comment-203819 I imagine the Spanish translation of a Michael Bay movie sounds like a Reggaton song. I imagine the Spanish translation of a Michael Bay movie sounds like a Reggaton song.

]]> By: Donkey Hodey http://filmdrunk.uproxx.com/2009/06/387-mil-the-fart-heard-round-the-world#comment-203818 Donkey Hodey Mon, 29 Jun 2009 13:30:09 +0000 http://filmdrunk.uproxx.com/?p=15126#comment-203818 Tron Man was recently forced to sell his private plane. Megatron Man was recently forced to sell his remaining dignity. Tron Man was recently forced to sell his private plane. Megatron Man was recently forced to sell his remaining dignity.

]]> By: Fek'lhr http://filmdrunk.uproxx.com/2009/06/387-mil-the-fart-heard-round-the-world#comment-203817 Fek'lhr Mon, 29 Jun 2009 13:24:31 +0000 http://filmdrunk.uproxx.com/?p=15126#comment-203817 Pictured: Speculumtron vs. Defribulatus! Pictured: Speculumtron vs. Defribulatus!

]]> By: Fek'lhr http://filmdrunk.uproxx.com/2009/06/387-mil-the-fart-heard-round-the-world#comment-203816 Fek'lhr Mon, 29 Jun 2009 13:22:36 +0000 http://filmdrunk.uproxx.com/?p=15126#comment-203816 "Billy Mays here, have you ever...oh...uh...AAAAAAAAHhhhhhhhrrrrrggggghhhh...." “Billy Mays here, have you ever…oh…uh…AAAAAAAAHhhhhhhhrrrrrggggghhhh….”

]]> By: Påüłÿ Ðąηgęrσűşľγ http://filmdrunk.uproxx.com/2009/06/387-mil-the-fart-heard-round-the-world#comment-203815 Påüłÿ Ðąηgęrσűşľγ Mon, 29 Jun 2009 13:21:48 +0000 http://filmdrunk.uproxx.com/?p=15126#comment-203815 Now that this is out of the way, Michael Bay has turned his focus on blowing up the moon for the 4th of July. Now that this is out of the way, Michael Bay has turned his focus on blowing up the moon for the 4th of July.

]]> By: Påüłÿ Ðąηgęrσűşľγ http://filmdrunk.uproxx.com/2009/06/387-mil-the-fart-heard-round-the-world#comment-203814 Påüłÿ Ðąηgęrσűşľγ Mon, 29 Jun 2009 13:19:10 +0000 http://filmdrunk.uproxx.com/?p=15126#comment-203814 If you can't tell who's fighting, I just going to assume they are all fucking. If you can’t tell who’s fighting, I just going to assume they are all fucking.

]]> By: Donkey Hodey http://filmdrunk.uproxx.com/2009/06/387-mil-the-fart-heard-round-the-world#comment-203813 Donkey Hodey Mon, 29 Jun 2009 13:14:58 +0000 http://filmdrunk.uproxx.com/?p=15126#comment-203813 I haven't wanted to watch the comedic relief die this badly since Vin Diesel in 'Saving Private Ryan'. I haven’t wanted to watch the comedic relief die this badly since Vin Diesel in ‘Saving Private Ryan’.

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