100 MOVIE LINES IN 200 SECONDS
06.10.09
The always-awesome Liquid Generation put together this compilation of their 100 favorite movie lines in 200 seconds (watch it below). It’s solid work, but I still say “HOWDITGETBURNED??!??” got jobbed. (I would’ve said “NOT THE BEES,” but that’s technically a deleted scene).
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Quentin Tarantino can do 100 lines in 200 seconds, too.
Wow, it’s like Skeet Ulrich never existed.
sexy beasts Don Logan couldn’t get in?
pesci calling deniro a jew in casino?
No “Buzz. Your girlfriend. WOOF!”?
“When the fuck did we get ice cream?”
Ivan Drago: “I must break you.”?
What about “We’re on a mission from Gahd.”?
No “Dead Nigger Storage”?
Seriously, I got one in my trunk.
Whackety Smackety Racism
How about “Uh, I’m here for the gangbang?”
“We’re on a mission from God”
“It’s 106 miles to Chicago…”
“NnnnnnnnnNNNOONAN!”
“My arm, I think it’s broke!”
“Fat drunk and stupid is no way to go through life, son”
Can you tell I did a lot of movie watching and binge drinking in college?
Suck a fuck.
Whoops, sorry about the dickstomp, quiniSt.
SERIOUS:
No “Heineken? Fuck that shit! Pabst Blue Ribbon” From Blue Velvet?
NOT SERIOUS:
No “Pain don’t hurt” From Roadhouse?
Bartender: He’s been struck by lightning… how many times has it been now, Reg?
Reg: S-s-s-s-s-s-s-six…
Chet: Six times?
Reg: S-s-s-s-s-s-s-s-s-six-sixty-sixty-six times. In-n-n-n-n-n-n-In-n-n-n-n-n-n-In-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n the head!
“it rubs the lotion on its skin or it gets the hose again”?
“YOU TRIED TO TOUCH MY SISTER’S COOCHIE!”
I love the fuck outta “Gummo”.
raging bull “you fuck my wife?”
I’m Casper, the friendly ghost / The DOPEST ghost in town / All the bitches love me ’cause I’m fuckin’ CASPER / The DOPEST ghost around
“I was only tryin’ na get a herd a jabberin gooks off my lawn.”
Oh man, how’d I forget “Where all da white wimmin at?” That one is a travesty.
“aspen, California”…… “i don’t know Lloyd, i hear the french are assholes”
Some motherfuckers are always trying to iceskate up hill. [Blade]
Remember when i told you I’d kill you last? (Dramatic Pause) I lied.[Commando]
See you at the party Richter[Total Recal]
I’m so mean I beat myself up [Popeye]
Oh…Wesley Snipes greatest line ever from passenger 57
John Cutter: You ever play roulette?
Terrorist: On occasion.
John Cutter: Here’s a little advice. ALWAYS BET ON BLACK.
Also from that movie.
Sheriff: Mr. Cutter, what would you do if you were me?
John Cutter: (Pauses) Kill myself.
*cough You’re Welcome *cough
I can’t remember the last time I went a day without saying “Dude, where’s my car?”