05.12.09 ZHANG ZIYI IS A CARTOON SUPER GENIUS

Looks like her parents had extra twine laying around.

It’s Ziyi Neutlon.

I like a woman with strong neck muscles.

Lince, we can both save Frodo a lot of trouble if you have the triangulate position of that evil space camera. Ol’ Grethor has a nasty habit of “accidentally” ramming into things and obliterating them.

Like Chodin’s sphincter.

Look at the size of her arm. Whoever ’shopped this may as well have drawn a horn protruding from her forehead and bugs crawling out of her ears.

Some of “those” people did that to one of my shirts once. They claimed they weren’t at fault because “at Wong’s we arways do it wight.”

Did the Houston Rockets have “Bobble Head Transvestite Yao Ming Day”, or sumpin’?

Ron Perlman is in love.

Lon Pelrman is in rove.

Genetically you would think such a large head would be unnecessary in China. Now in Africa on the other hand…

It would be an emotional roller coaster having sex with her. You’d think you were hung like a gnat whilst getting head, but your self esteem would skyrocket when you made her hips pop out of joint.

At first glance I thought she had terrible cauliflower ear. Then I noticed it was that hobbit’s hand.

I gotta say guys, I’m a little disappointed no one’s made a Gerald Posner reference yet.

Ummm, something something. . . Gerald Posner?

I got nothing.

and isn’t there a house “Bobblehead” gag that could be used?

I bet her mom’s pussy looks like Gerald Posner’s face after shitting out that head.

The next vegan asshole that tries to come at me with some rhetoric about not eating anything except rice and veggies is going to get this picture shoved into their malnourished mouth.

This is why you use coat hangers instead of turkey basters.

Gerald Posner looked at this picture and jizzed for 230 seconds.

You asked.

This picture is on the final exam at sniper school.

I know you’re supposed to go for center mass instead of head shots, but what if the head is center mass?

Instead of injecting cyanide into the soft spot at birth, the Chinese doctor injected HGH. With Gerald Posner watching, of course.

Plastic surgery has officially gotten out of control.

Ziyi: What’s a “Clew Neck?”

When she tends to her rice patty, she wears a satellite dish from ‘92 as a hat.

For the record, her rice patty is her sideways coochie.

Fuck.

Further up the red carpet, Tim Burton and Woody Allen are desperately trying to hide their erections.

This is an evolutionary answer to the Chinese drowning infant girls in rivers, heads that can float.

I always thought that anime characters had exaggerated features, I didn’t know those people really look like that.

and isn’t there a house “Bobblehead” gag that could be used?

Are my fucking posts invisible to you guys or something?

Her gymnastics teachers were amazed at her natural ability to hold head stands for hours at a time.

I bet she’s a fucking hilarious drunk.

She’d better stay far from the American Gladiators premiere, or Titan might pick her up and start swatting at the paparazzi.

Her Big Head life size wall decal will terrify you kids and grandpa.

I just can’t wrap my head around this.

I feel sorry for the poor girl. She’ll never know the joy of seeing herself drawn in caricature.

When she dies she won’t have a head stone, but a head boulder.

New up, with normal sized heads.

That was not the house “Bobblehead” gag i was looking for. Not that there was anything wrong with yours, Fek. It was very nice. I’m thinking it was Michael J Fox orientated and may even have been a COTW.

Gravity is clearly works in reverse in China.