05.28.09 YEAH, I GUESS THOSE ARE PRETTY GOOD STUNTS
Meet Damien Walters. He’s a Hollywood stuntman, and you can see his impressive showreel after the jump. Most recently, he did the stunts for the upcoming Kick-Ass, Matthew Vaughn’s supposedly hyper-violent comic-book adaptation starring Nic Cage and McLovin. In the video, Walters pulls off some moves that you would only think possible if you lived in The Matrix. One of the more impressive of which is taking his shirt off while backflipping, then removing his pants during a twisting double backflip. But then he goes and ruins it by flexing for the camera. Hey, buddy, I work in my underwear too; you don’t see me showing off my six-pack abs. …Okay, bad example.
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YEAH, I GUESS THOSE ARE PRETTY GOOD STUNTS
I too have that kind of mind/body control. Hell, sometimes I can hold a fart in for 20, 30 seconds if there’s a good looking girl within earshot.
Only when you can let that fart fly and still wink at the girl will you be a Jedi!
I once took my socks off with my feet while making out with a girl. Once.
Judging by that flexing shot, this guy is a definite one-hander.
I can do that shit when I am feeling up to PAR and I’ve drank enough COORS.
*I know, the corner. Is that one over there okay?*
I haven’t been this aroused by gymnastics since I put Shawn Johnsohn in a dutch oven.
I hear dutch ovens make her taco pop.
Her taco sure does Kick-Ass!
Yeah, but can he do the vulcan salute?
Ironically, Donk, he can’t rub his head and stomach at the same time. What a pussy.
Yeah, but can he do Magic Eye pictures?
Yeah, but can he do that thing where you roll your tongue?
Listen, I did some pretty cool stuff to avoid having to get dressed after a bath when I was a kid too, but I eventually got over that.
Oh, to go back a minute or two, I paused the part in “Jay and Silent Bob Strike Back” where that guy is looking at the Magic Eye poster.
It wasn’t a sail boat.
Facts:
1. British stuntmen are mammals
2. British stuntment stunt ALL the time.
3. The purpose of a British stuntman is to flip out and undress.
This guy is either very awesome or very scary in bed.
Fuck, Mallrats, whatever. You seen one Kevin Smith movie that isn’t Clerks, you seen ‘em all.
10:1 says this guy has Velcro strapped shoes.
I bet he still couldn’t get past Stage 3 of Ninja Warrior.
If this guy wants to prove he is a real badass he should stunt for a snuff film.
Ironically, Donk, he can’t rub his head and stomach at the same time. What a pussy.
He can, however, rub his head and nut on your stomach at the same time. Next time you’re in LA he’d be happy to demonstrate.
Whatever, I can do that shit.
**chugs last beer in 12pack**
In related news, McLovin had his ass kicked because of stunted growth.
Hes probably a premature ejaculator with a small dick. Nature just has a way to balance shit out like that.
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