05.15.09 WTF IS MEGAN FOX WEARING

Peek-a-boob!

If they can’t afford to put her in real clothes, can’t they just make her naked for us? I feel everyone would be happier.

Bro, I’m so tired of her.

This shirt is specially designed for Megan Fox to keep her tits in the same area code.

Those are clothes, Vince. If you weren’t a blogger, you would have to wear them.

Here’s the inherent dilemma. Elle is a fashion magazine. So you can see some boob, but you fucking pay for it in retarded clothes and accessories*.

Like opinions. . . and words.

Maybe she broke a rib…

Kinda looks like a cheerleader’s top after I’ve made some choice alterations

I have a secret — my peeny has a crush on her.

This photo isn’t so bad, you don’t have to see her smirking face or heinous tattoos.
Oh, I’d hit all right. But she’s not a classy broad. And Juan likes the classy broads…like LiLo.

“Classy” means “skanky,” right?

He’s got nuttin’ today. He blew His wad on being angry yesterday.

She has very pretty eyes.

This bitch is so hot even moths are trying to get a piece.

Holy comical tan-lines! It’s like Zoro, except with an entirely different kind of sword play.

You hang in there Vince. (no pun intended)

One of these days that other testicle will drop and you’ll be able to pull them both through.

N’up. Less titty. More boob.

Some thoughtful fashion designer has come up with a stylish dress that allows Megan to titty fuck you without having to take her top off, handy for those elegant Hollywood parties where a producer needs a quick confidence booster/screen test back by the pool.

the answer to your headline question is: too much. always too much.