Touché, Asian guy, touché. Also: I enjoy that his only movie-related props were made of foam.
[Thanks to RoboPanda for the tip]
Touché, Asian guy, touché. Also: I enjoy that his only movie-related props were made of foam.
[Thanks to RoboPanda for the tip]
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Oh thanks a lot, Vance. I haven’t seen the damn movie yet.
HOW ABOUT A “SPOILER ALERT”, JACKASS??
Also – that was exactly how my entire morning went today.
Short and sweet. Just like the ladies of FD like it.
*knows damned well that’s not true*
Aside from being Asian, this guy has the greatest life I have ever seen.
J, I keep telling you, it’s not your size, it’s the weird multi-right-angled shape.
Any way they could make Gone in 60 Seconds twice as short?
Yes, but what about the cardboard box army?
You could say I literally have a dick in a box, Al.
AAAAAAHHHHHHHH!!!!
Was this better than the actual film, Donk?
Considering I didn’t spend ten bucks on it, J? Yes, infinitely.
“This movie isn’t the only thing he finishes in 30 seconds.” said this guys overweight girlfriend.
30 seconds isn’t nearly enough for a choreographed song and dance routine.
If I finish in under 30 seconds you next orgasm is zzzzzzzzzzz? (fart).
Another accurate, crystal clear full length workprint on line. Fox is gonna flip.
Another thing the can finish in 30 seconds: his math homework.
….your mom in 30 seconds, with all props made of silicon and rubber
I prefer my screaming Asians to be melted to the sidewalk.
they edited out the ping pong bit?
Asian Wolverine’s worst enemy? Parallel parking.
New up, more anteater.