05.05.09 EVERYTHING MUST HAVE SEQUELS!
MichelleRod can’t help but join in when she hears yelling – she’s like a coyote like that.
Terminator Salvation isn’t out yet and Wolverine is currently tracking lower than X3 on rottentomatoes, but haha, no one cares about that! We’re gonna make ten of each of these!
“I strongly suspect the next [Terminator] is going to take place in a [pre-Judgment Day] 2011,” McG reveals. “John Connor is going to travel back in time and he’s going to have to galvanize the militaries of the world for an impending Skynet invasion. They’ve figured out time travel to the degree where they can send more than one naked entity. So you’re going to have hunter killers and transports and harvesters and everything arriving in our time and Connor fighting back with conventional military warfare, which I think is going to be f*cking awesome. I also think he’s going to meet a scientist that’s going to look a lot like present-day Robert Patrick [who played the T-1000 in Terminator 2], talking about stem-cell research and how we can all live as idealized, younger versions of ourselves.” [FilmJournal]
Dude, naked dudes everywhere? That does sound awesome! (*air guitar*)
Fox, Hugh Jackman and Seed Productions are in development on a Wolverine sequel, which will likely take place in Japan. The classic Claremont/Miller four-issue [comic-book] miniseries detailed how Wolverine trained as a samurai and ninja, fell in love with a woman named Mariko, and basically plotted his life as James Clavell fanfic [meaning tough, I guess]. [CHUD]
One of the best things about the first two X-Men was that we didn’t have to watch anyone train as a ninja or samurai. Honestly, how many of those gd montages can Hollywood make? I swear, you drop an atomic bomb on someone and you spend the next 60 years telling anyone who’ll listen “No, but really though, those guys were tough.”
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EVERYTHING MUST HAVE SEQUELS!
Jesus, that reads like a 13-yr-old boy’s wet dream. A 13-yr-old struggling with his sexuality.
If they play “You’re the Best Around” during the montage I may get hard so fast that my only option to lose the wood is one of the naked entities
Hugh Jackman, Christian Bale, and Michelle Rodriguez all have their CAPS LOCK on
BOOSH!
What an original concept. Too bad George W. Bush already galvanized the world’s militaries.
If you guys keep making that face it’s gonna stay that way *
*could be an advantage depending on your line of work
McG’s already named the sequel, Terminator: It’s Reigning Men.
I was trained in the ways of the Samurai and the Ninja. Plus, I put neon on them, and decked them out with gold rims. Me and the other Boyz meet up at the BP on North Ave and Spring Street on Friday nights if you want to come see our skills. Women be lovin’ that shit.
Banner pic:
The day after burrito night.
Michelle to Jackman: STOP PEEING ON MY LEG!!!!!
Michelle to Bale: I WANT A NEW DRUG!!!!!
Hey, I was still lurking during the early stuff. I didn’t get my chance to be into it (Same thing I said when I joined The HellFire Club).
“he’s going to have to galvanize the militaries of the world”
Oh dude, he coats them in zinc? That will be galvantastic.
Banner pic: “WHAZZUP!”
/bringing you references so old they can vote
IIIIIIIIIIII!!!!!!!!!
FUCKING LOOOOOOOOVE!!!!
TACOOOOOOOOOOOOS!!!!!!
/Three part harmony
EGOISTE!
Banner Pic:
Hugh Jackman: I!
Christian Bale: LOVE!
Michelle Rodriguez: SEQUELS!
SOCK IT TO ME!
OK so I had to look up “fanfic” and in that context I still don’t have a fucking clue what it means.
Turtle …
Rape …
Shoe …
[fourth voice, baritone] Sequels eat cock.
As Michael Madsen taught us in Kill Bill, training as a samurai < training as a shotgun owner.
/samurai skills are more helpful in LARP though
Yeah, Mark it Zero, you guys sure go all out impressing the finer 30% on campus.
Jacket or Panther? There’s a difference in the 30%.
So, the Wolverine sequel is the begining of TDK?
Funny, I made the same face during the end of Indiana Jones 4.
Everything Must Have Sequels is my second favorite Bob Dylan song.
New up for the nerds.
next up Terminator: Naked Entities; John Connor is sent back in time to solve plot holes
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