Comments on: WOODY ALLEN MAKES A FILM EVERY TWO WEEKS http://filmdrunk.uproxx.com/2009/05/whatever-works-trailer FilmDrunk.com is the movie blog that plays rough, just the way your mother likes it. We cover all things movie-related, but just because we watch a lot of movies don’t expect us to act all serious about them. Think of FilmDrunk as the film industry’s older brother who punches it in the shoulder when it acts queer. Fri, 10 Feb 2012 22:54:08 +0000 hourly 1 http://wordpress.org/?v=3.1.1 By: bane of trebeks existence http://filmdrunk.uproxx.com/2009/05/whatever-works-trailer#comment-194506 bane of trebeks existence Mon, 11 May 2009 18:30:36 +0000 http://filmdrunk.uproxx.com/?p=13538#comment-194506 gilbert gottfried's best role was a parrot... oh no not that one from Aladdin, he played one in a furry porno gilbert gottfried’s best role was a parrot… oh no not that one from Aladdin, he played one in a furry porno

]]> By: Stone Soup http://filmdrunk.uproxx.com/2009/05/whatever-works-trailer#comment-194505 Stone Soup Mon, 11 May 2009 18:17:49 +0000 http://filmdrunk.uproxx.com/?p=13538#comment-194505 <i>fireball of Jewish neurosis</i> This is often the phrase used to deny insurance claims after the arson investigation. fireball of Jewish neurosis

This is often the phrase used to deny insurance claims after the arson investigation.

]]> By: Rock Strongo http://filmdrunk.uproxx.com/2009/05/whatever-works-trailer#comment-194504 Rock Strongo Mon, 11 May 2009 18:16:25 +0000 http://filmdrunk.uproxx.com/?p=13538#comment-194504 <b>Wood</b>y Allen? Evan Rachel <b>Wood</b>? Are we sure this isn't just that Beaver puppet movie? Woody Allen? Evan Rachel Wood? Are we sure this isn’t just that Beaver puppet movie?

]]> By: FistfulOAwesome http://filmdrunk.uproxx.com/2009/05/whatever-works-trailer#comment-194503 FistfulOAwesome Mon, 11 May 2009 18:12:23 +0000 http://filmdrunk.uproxx.com/?p=13538#comment-194503 The Jewish Fireball is Evan Rachel Wood's party trick. The Jewish Fireball is Evan Rachel Wood’s party trick.

]]> By: Donkey Hodey http://filmdrunk.uproxx.com/2009/05/whatever-works-trailer#comment-194502 Donkey Hodey Mon, 11 May 2009 18:03:31 +0000 http://filmdrunk.uproxx.com/?p=13538#comment-194502 Sir, there appears to be a giant fireball of Jewish neurosis out there on a collision course with Earth How long do we have? Nine days, sir! Whew, you had me worried. Sir, there appears to be a giant fireball of Jewish neurosis out there on a collision course with Earth

How long do we have?

Nine days, sir!

Whew, you had me worried.

]]> By: Stone Soup http://filmdrunk.uproxx.com/2009/05/whatever-works-trailer#comment-194501 Stone Soup Mon, 11 May 2009 18:03:06 +0000 http://filmdrunk.uproxx.com/?p=13538#comment-194501 Woody: "OK, ummm, Larry - what do you think of, a, speaking a little faster during the end of that sentence? Larry: "Faster like you can't understand me, or faster like I'm from Brooklyn?" Woody: "Which do you feel more comfortable with?" Larry: "What about something in between?" Woody: "Is everyone else ok with that?" (goyim cast and crew nod, Jewish cast and crew shrug) Woody: "OK - Are we rolling?" Woody: “OK, ummm, Larry – what do you think of, a, speaking a little faster during the end of that sentence?

Larry: “Faster like you can’t understand me, or faster like I’m from Brooklyn?”

Woody: “Which do you feel more comfortable with?”

Larry: “What about something in between?”

Woody: “Is everyone else ok with that?”

(goyim cast and crew nod, Jewish cast and crew shrug)

Woody: “OK – Are we rolling?”

]]> By: chodin http://filmdrunk.uproxx.com/2009/05/whatever-works-trailer#comment-194500 chodin Mon, 11 May 2009 18:02:26 +0000 http://filmdrunk.uproxx.com/?p=13538#comment-194500 chodin: "Evan Rachel Wood? Hmmmm...what do you think, my penis?" Penis: "Hmmmm, tough one. I'm opting though to get shoved back inside that Hot Pocket we left under the red, Halloween wig, in your living room." chodin: "Haha, good choice trusty friend, good choice. chodin: “Evan Rachel Wood? Hmmmm…what do you think, my penis?”

Penis: “Hmmmm, tough one. I’m opting though to get shoved back inside that Hot Pocket we left under the red, Halloween wig, in your living room.”

chodin: “Haha, good choice trusty friend, good choice.

]]> By: DeFrank http://filmdrunk.uproxx.com/2009/05/whatever-works-trailer#comment-194499 DeFrank Mon, 11 May 2009 18:01:36 +0000 http://filmdrunk.uproxx.com/?p=13538#comment-194499 If I were Woody Allen, there would be a scene in this movie with someone jerking off into an American Apparel sock. If I were Woody Allen, there would be a scene in this movie with someone jerking off into an American Apparel sock.

]]> By: FistfulOAwesome http://filmdrunk.uproxx.com/2009/05/whatever-works-trailer#comment-194497 FistfulOAwesome Mon, 11 May 2009 17:55:42 +0000 http://filmdrunk.uproxx.com/?p=13538#comment-194497 Woody Allen's Ex-Wife should have been suspicious of him when he started calling Soon-Yi's crotch his "Little Patza". Woody Allen’s Ex-Wife should have been suspicious of him when he started calling Soon-Yi’s crotch his “Little Patza”.

]]> By: Burnsy http://filmdrunk.uproxx.com/2009/05/whatever-works-trailer#comment-194496 Burnsy Mon, 11 May 2009 17:54:03 +0000 http://filmdrunk.uproxx.com/?p=13538#comment-194496 Richard Lewis understands if you don't want him in the film. He just wishes you would have handled it a little better, but it's fine, he'll just go do another movie with someone who appreciates him. Richard Lewis understands if you don’t want him in the film. He just wishes you would have handled it a little better, but it’s fine, he’ll just go do another movie with someone who appreciates him.

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