Sony Classics just released this poster for Woody Allen’s new movie, Whatever Works. In it, Larry David bears an uncanny resemblance to Italian Anteater, no?
[You can read more about Whatever Works over at Vulture. You can see more of Italian Anteater in my award-winning daydream, "Things I wish Woody Allen movies were about."]
[Thanks to BDarbs for the tip]
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I was just on the D Train with an Italian Anteater AND Woody Allen from that American Apparel ad.
WHOMPWHOMPDEE..DADEE..DADEEDADEE..DADEEDADEE..DADEE..DADEE..WHOMPWHOMP!
I wish Larry David loathed himself a little more.
“Whatever Works” is pretty much Woody Allens position on casting Larry David to get anyone to see one of his movies.
Wouldn’t that be pronounced “Antaeater”?
Whatever Works is what Jason Alexander and Michael Richards say when the bank tellers ask how they’d like their unemployment checks cashed.
Italian Anteaters only beat their wives because they love them so much.
Italian anteaters make up for having short tongues by talking with their front paws and making their fur shinier than all the other members of their species.
I guess Larry David was the closest Woody Allen could get to casting himself from twenty years ago. Michael Cera just hopes Woody lives long enough to need a version 3.0.
Regular Anteaters walk like this while Italian Anteaters walka likea dis.
Italian anteaters call their mothers once a week.
At least anteaters have a good excuse for tonguing holes
Italian anteaters better not see their sisters bring a skunk home.
Whatever Works is the motto of the guy who photoshopped that poster.
Serious: Anybody mind pointing me to a page that details on how uproxx handles bolding, quoting, and other stuff like that?
Woody Allen likes his women like he likes his whiskey, 12 years old and all mixed up with coke
“Whatever Works? Not me goddamn it!” said Richard Grieco.
Italian anteaters think a gold chain is the best way to class up some chest/back hair.
Irish-Italian Anteaters never feel like they truly belong
Italian anteaters don’t stray far from the NY Metro Area because it’s impossible to find ants that don’t taste like cardboard anywhere else.
Dennis Hopper would like to explain to Sicilian Anteater why his fur is so dark
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New up, now with Irish-Italians.
woody allen screwed up my dream threeway and made it artsy fartsy… penelope cruz and javier bardem, i mean scarlett johannsen… damnit I’m not gay… football and porno and books about war…