After the jump I’ve got the first trailer from Visage, from acclaimed guy-I-hadn’t-heard-of-until-today Tsai Ming-liang. It stars Laetitia Casta, who… let’s just say I’m quite familiar with her from her days as a Victoria Secret model. Anyway, it’s hard to tell what the movie’s about, but gosh, it sure looks meaningful. Says CHUD:
This thing is gorgeous [that's what she said. -Ed.]. Right here is the spot [ditto] where I’m supposed to tell you what the movie is about, but I honestly don’t know. I don’t care. I see the names: Tsai with constant star Lee Kang-sheng, Jeanne Moreau, Laetitia Casta, Fanny Ardant, Mathieu Almaric and more, then I see these images, and I’m sold. The playful mixture of fashion and pop culture, musical numbers and serene, meditative photography that reached a weird plateau in The Wayward Cloud (a funny, difficult and divisive movie) may have been developed further for this take on filmmaking and the Salome myth.
Whoa, what happened? I blacked out for a second and when I came to I was playing the bongos. Aw crap, Terrence Howard just showed up, I hate it when this happens.
(very slightly NSFW near the three-minute mark)
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It’s good to know that substance still has a place in artsy film reviews. That place is the garbage can, but still… It’s nice that it has a place.
Two questions:
1. Does she get naked?
2. Does she get naked?
I liked this better when it was called Alabama Jones and the Busty Crusade.
Carry on my wayward cloud.
Meanwhile, my snuff films have been called “Farty and Raunch”
Zack Snyder should direct. He could use slo-mo to make a coke-whore appear to behave at normal speed.
Would prefer CGI frogs thank you very much.
Hot model in an arty film–my response is half dismissive wanking motion, half actual wanking motion. I’m a cinetaur.
I tried once to find out exactly how many Laetitia Casta pictures I have on my computer and how much space they took up. I gave up after the third day of watching the counter run in the ‘Properties’ box.
The good part about living in the Midwest is that theaters don’t carry these kinds of films. The bad part is that the only non-bullshit IMAX screen within 100 miles of me is at a zoo.
A wanking motion is how the movie’s title card was made.
Just watched the trailer. This is a wanking motion picture.
Laetitia Casta… let me thank whomever finally let her out of the basement to do more films. This could be three hours of her washing fish entrails off of cargo ship propellers and I’d still be the first in line for the two-disc DVD special edition.
This chick is so hot the French actually put her face on their money. On their money. She’s like Thomas Jefferson with tits.
Her Titia’s are what got her Castad. WOW! This corner has everything!
There’s an actual shot of an art museum. We get it, you’re too intellectual for NASCAR.
i waited 3 minutes for out of focus covered up titties?? sonofabitch
Laetitia: It’s my way or the highway!
Donk: What way?
Laetitia: The Casta Way!
Donk: Tom Hanks?
Laetitia: I fucking hate you so much.
Laetitia Casta makes Megan Fox look like Redd Foxx.
Laetitia Casta? Is that a fisherman’s wife’s trick?
[dirtyhairy.blogspot.com]
You can thank Him for un-phagging your site later, Lince!
(other than the f-word and graphic depiction of murder, work safe)
Where did you find those incredibly realistic illustrations, Fek? Bravo.
Ironically, my gay neighbors are named Arty and French.
I can relate to Erswi’s Casta cache. I’ve a redundant old pc upstairs that i thought i’d better do some housecleaning on, er, just in case i ever needed to help the authorities eliminate me as a suspect; deleted everything except the Casta folders.
I’m sure that somewhere I still have a stash of the actual VS catalogs from the late 1990s. That’s right, kids, sit down by the fire and I’ll tell you tales of life before the internet, when married men would wait hopefully by the mailbox for their free soft porn to arrive….
discovering your grandpas old 70′s porn magazines in the garage, under the tool boxes, in a box, in some paper bags is something that these youngsters will never experience
An optimist sees this as a trailer with a pretty girl & a flash of blurry tit, while a pessimist sees a trailer chock full of gay chinks & in-focus man ass.
Dude, are you making fun of my drawings?
Not even. Those drawings are awesome.
*Duke carefully turns on tazer covertly hidden inside copy of Golf Digest
I’m going to name one of my kids Tessto. I expect to have a mustache and a full stable of women by age 12.
You don’t keep women in a stable, silly.
He will have them by age 12. I obviously already have many women.. and sports cars… and unashamed parents.
*Sharpies in eyebrows higher on forehead*
There.
Charlie: You do if you don’t want them to experience muscle loss. The basement doesn’t offer much room for Jumping Jacks.
I find a little muscle atrophy is a small price to pay for peace of mind.
Qaplah! He should show you guys His comic He got published at Electricretard! It’s socially sensitive.
Bex, Peet
<— still has the Vanna White Playboy he lifted from his brother in law
The only time I mix a lighter into my foreplay, is after the bitch has been simmering on medium-heat for the past two hours.
I call my French movies “Freedom Flicks”, because they help set free my repressed anger for anyone that doesn’t speak English as their first language.
<—Still has the Vanessa Williams Penthouse He lifted from Dad
aren’t arty and french the two gay guys from three’s company?
`Arty and French’ with Chinese cruel refinements
like immersion and resistance to very cold temperature.
`NSFW’??? You wanted to write Not Suitable For Men
because you could LOSE the … HEAD if you –the dudes–,
you dare to click to the following link:
[www.zouzou.org]