Comments on: UWE BOLL TALKS DARFUR, BILLY ZANE

By: JessicaD

JessicaD — Thu, 21 May 2009 15:35:28 +0000

Have I mentioned the fact I was pissed off when I found out the ass wouldn’t let women in the ring with him when he did the whole “Fight Uwe Boll” thing? Cause I have no qualms about walking up to him and just kicking him in the nuts. I would have been crowned Queen of the Internets if I had had the chance. (sigh) What might have been.

By: Lester Hayes Mayes

Lester Hayes Mayes — Thu, 21 May 2009 14:34:50 +0000

1. Burt Venolds is not doing anyting.
2. I em making a film.
ZEREFORE … Burt Venolds vould make a fine king.

By: Lester Hayes Mayes

Lester Hayes Mayes — Thu, 21 May 2009 14:26:18 +0000

In fact, Uwe Boll makes all of his directorial decisions based on faulty syllogisms. For instance:

1. Za Nazis veren’t so bad.
2. My friend haff za helikopfter oont zum horses.
ZEREFORE … Vee vill set BloodRayne in castle times.

By: Lester Hayes Mayes

Lester Hayes Mayes — Thu, 21 May 2009 14:19:08 +0000

1. Za Voman haff AIDS.
2. Zees guys haff problems viss improvisation.
DARFUR … Vee vill cast za chimpanzees instead.

By: Pauly Dangerously

Pauly Dangerously — Thu, 21 May 2009 14:18:27 +0000

For this post call me “Päülÿ Ðäηğęřöůşľγ”

By: Stone Soup

Stone Soup — Thu, 21 May 2009 14:17:27 +0000

I was in Cannes two years ago. If I knew all it took to get interviewed was a non-American accent and the ability to make incredulous statements about things I’m clearly not qualified to speak of, I’d have made the front pages.

By: Lester Hayes Mayes

Lester Hayes Mayes — Thu, 21 May 2009 14:13:27 +0000

Vlance, may I suggest a new FilmDrunk animal?

Boll Ox, the excrement auteur.

By: Lester Hayes Mayes

Lester Hayes Mayes — Thu, 21 May 2009 14:11:04 +0000

If Uwe Boll were a Godzilla villian, he’d be Uwethra.

By: Burnsy

Burnsy — Thu, 21 May 2009 14:04:39 +0000

The Stath’s English is broken because it acted up.

By: The Average Bear

The Average Bear — Thu, 21 May 2009 14:03:33 +0000

“I basically only create characters oont za situations”

Uwe Boll admits that he is responsible for the modern day holocaust sounds about right