TWILIGHT ISN’T REAL, LOL!
05.21.09Cam Gigandet (which is apparently pronounced “jee-GAHN-day”) recently teamed up with Funny or Die in attempt to make a hilarious video about Twilight fans, but only succeeded in further proving my hypothesis, Everything with Cam Gigandet in it Sucks. Does Cam Gigandet make everything suck, or would only sucky things be interested in Cam Gigandet? It’s like the chicken or the egg.
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I have no clue who this guy is.
He’s that guy who appears in every gay club dance scene who raises his arm above his head, grinds against some other guy, closes his eye, and makes an expression like he’s cumming.
Sexist! He wouldn’t have run away if it was the boys soccer team.
Funny or Die?
Please put my ashes in one of Sarah Michelle Geller’s tampons.
This video only propagates the lie that children can read.
Cunt punt the redhead and assert your dominance right off the bat…. What a pussy.
The one in the white shorts was the cutest, but the first girl to punch him had the best rack.
Q: Which came first: the chicken or the egg?
A: The bird rapist.
This clip is about as funny as most of my comments. In other words, why bother?
I think I speak for everyone when I say I hpe to see this jee-GAHN-day fellow in “Janjaweed.” Preferably cast as “Za Voman who haff AIDS.”
I actually knew how to pronounce his name. Because I have a friend with the same last name who got drunk at a wedding and peed in the corner of the Dekalb County Courthouse during the reception. So, after applying the transitive property, I can only conclude that Cam Gigandet pees in historical county landmarks.
He has a twin brother named Lifter.
Seriously, I’ve got fucking nothing for this.
Tell Gidget to shut up. He is giving me a headache.
Dammit J, I was really hoping for a true story courthouse peeing durst.
I don’t know what’s more disturbing, the fact that he thinks this is funny, the fact those girls probably enjoyed being hit by him, or the fact this is a desperate attempt to win something as bullshit as an MTV Movie Award.
Judges?
So you’re saying my post was a bigger durst, Zero?
*air humps in victory*
Who the hell is writing “over there” now?
Nobody does it like you baby.
So after some research, turns out this guy was in Twilight. I guess that’s relevant. I don’t have sound at work. Most of the time, that’s a good thing. Except for the hamster eating popcorn.
*steals Zero’s thunder again*
New up.
Jokes on you if you think this is a lame attempt at humor because this is actually a genius way for this perv to fondle pre-teen girls.