Neill Blomkamp is a dirty, stinky South African (I naturally assume the former based on the latter) filmmaker whose short films gained him a fan in Peter Jackson, who hired Blomkamp to direct the now-scrapped movie adaptation of Halo. This is a Blomkamp joint called District 9, and it’s a faux-documentary about an alien invasion. But, like, as a parable for race-relations and crap.
The film is done documentary style and tells the story of an alien race that comes to Earth for an unknown reason. They attempt to settle in South Africa but encounter fear, anger, and racism (speciesism?) from the locals. Like the short it’s based on, District 9 plays as a not-so-subtle analogy for past and present human race relations and segregation. [FSR]
Anyway, the effects look pretty cool, and judging by the alien-with-disguised identity interview at the 1:09 mark, it also has a sense of humor. Having a sense of humor about yourself is important, which is why I wear this foam cowboy hat during lovemaking. It says ‘#1 Lover’.
Opens August 14, HD trailer available at Apple.


Tom Cruise is going to shit his pants.
The aliens and the human race are light years apartheid.
Looks like Cloud City capsized.
John Travolta will be so scared of this that he will fuck a dude.
*crazy hick flies F15 up spacecraft’s pooper*
SHITTer’s fuuuuuuuuulllllllll…
Isn’t a Blomkamp when a chick gives you a blowjob while you shit in her pussy?
+ 1 Million to Donk for sneaking in the first apartheid joke.
* that’s right. 1 Million. It’s not like you can buy anything with ‘em anyway.
We come in peace, but we are not going to play Sun City!
I know why they came to Earff. Megan Fox. There, I just saved you 40 minutes. You’re welcome.
Needs more Goldblum
The Masterson brothers will be so scared of this that they’ll get work.
*Pissed-off over-the-edge cop approaches spaceship as the alien inside rolls down the window. Cop glares the alien down; the alien opens his mouth to speak*
Diplomatic. Immunity.
The nasty truth is that the aliens are just here looking to do the yobs that Earthicans just won’t do.
And to ruin our healthcare system, bankrupt the welfare state, spread Targh Flu (that’s for Fek BTK), and send all our Earth money back to their home planet.
Also they’d like to know where the white women at.
Alternate title: You Can Call Me Al(ien)
That spaceship isn’t nearly low enough to the ground to be full of any aliens I know.
Of course they’re not accepted. They move into a neighborhood, home values plummet, there’s alien graffiti everywhere, next thing you know my 15 year old daughter says that I “wouldn’t understand. We’re in love and going to Vegas. He’s got a job at the Subway, we can make it.” Wait, what metaphor was this again?
I knew roombas would take over the world.
Yes, movies about things from outer space with the number 9 in the title have such a long track record of success…
District 9 is the name of the baseball team I had to coach to complete my community service. I mean, at least that’s what I called ‘em. They kept saying things like “I have a name, coach”, but I was really too drunk most of the time to remember that they weren’t old enough to go get me cigarettes let alone remember their stupid names.
ATTENTION EARTHLINGS. WE COME FOR YOUR KING AND QUEEN, DAVE MATTHEWS AND CHARLIZE THERON. BRING THEM TO US OR FACE OUR WRATH!
Alien Mom: Alien Dad and I are getting a divorce, which means were selling out planet and moving to a new planet.
Alien Teen: But what about my friends. And blekhchrit, he said he would take me to the flitchkrem sockhop? I hate you! I hate you! I’m moving in with Alien Dad!
out is alien for our.
wasnt this a movie called Alien Nation? and then a tv series called Alien Nation?
/drinks curdled milk
Are we sure this isn’t just another Terminix commercial?