05.14.09 FELLINI CATCHES JAZZ HANDS
Hey, Hollywood, just because Hugh Jackman said “the musical is back!” about 1000 times at the Oscars doesn’t mean you had to run out and make a musical. No one takes Hugh seriously, he just really likes to dance. And even if I wanted to see people sing and dance, I could just watch… EVERY GD SHOW ON TV. Anyway, this one’s called Nine, from Chicago director Rob Marshall, it’s a musical based on Fellini’s 8 1/2.
“NINE” follows the life of world famous film director Guido Contini (Daniel Day-Lewis) as he reaches a creative and personal crisis of epic proportion, while balancing the numerous women in his life including his wife (Marion Cotillard), his mistress (Penelope Cruz), his film star muse (Nicole Kidman), his confidant and costume designer (Judi Dench), an American fashion journalist (Kate Hudson), the whore from his youth (Fergie) and his mother (Sophia Loren). [Apple]
Sometimes me and the whore from my youth like to take paddleboats out on the pond, other times we play badminton, or ride a bicycle built for two.
[Thanks to RopeofSilicon for the embeddable video, HD also available at Apple]
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FELLINI CATCHES JAZZ HANDS
The whore from his youth isn’t his mother is it? Cuz that might hit some Drunkards a bit close to home.
“Guido Cuntini” is my Italian phone-sex character.
“Hey, I’m cummin’ ova heeeah! OOH!”
The Whore from my Youth is the Man in the Mirror.
The Whore from my Youth regularly handles my fork.
He has to keep THAT many women happy? It’s more than just a “creative and personal” crisis he’s having.
The Japanese setting of Wolverine 2 excites Hugh Jackman since he’ll finally get to see some musicals without chicks ruining them.
I drink your white wine spritzer.
The whore from my youth… Hmmm. I got nothing.
Coming soon… FilmDrunk: The Musical… starring showstopping musical number such as “Cummin” by Pauly, “Why Couldn’t I Be the Craigslist Killer” by Burnsy, and “King of the Idiots” by Vince Mancini. Its a musical romp that the whole twisted family can enjoy.
The whore from my youth… Hmmm. I got nothing.
You forgot to add *** points at crotch ***
watermelon watermelon watermelon watermelon watermelon
[They'll dub my lines in during post-production.]
Know what, I’d bang all seven of those women, in decreasing order by height, age, or breast size. So no matter what, Sophia Loren gets to go first.
when they turn my favorite movie* into a musical, I’ll go….
*dirt pipe milkshakes vol 7
You forgot the ensemble show stopper “Rader Nation” by Fek, Chodin & Erswi with a special appearance by Chino and Al as the
victimsbackup singers.I can’t wait to check out the TV adaptation, 9 and 1/2 men.
What does the whore from his youth need?
Depends…
More like Daniel GAY Lewis, Amirite??!
thhe whore from my youth were really more of a troupe. A brownie troupe. With whoreish pigtails. You…a…wanna buy a cookie?
I’d also attend if they turned “Event Horizon” into a musical.
In my household, 8 1/2 is actually more like 6 1/2, gnome sayin’?
Nein!
I’d prefer it if the main character was Father Guido Sarduci.
Anyway, this one’s called Nine… based on Fellini’s 8 1/2.
It’s really an optical illusion. Shaving adds 1/2″.
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